Twisted Patriot

A person who loves their country so much that they would wish, if not inflict, harm upon anyone who criticizes or talks "badly" about it. To these people, their country as perfect, and if anyone says otherwise, they deserved to be dealt with in the most dehumanizing way possible.

Friend 1: Did you see in the news? A Trump supporter got arrested for assaulting a man who was kneeling during the national anthem.
Friend 1: Talk about a Twisted Patriot.

by Hethrikos November 25, 2020

National Twisted Tea Day

October 5th, National Twisted Tea Day. Get together with your best drinking friends and have a day FULL OF TWISTED TEAS! You must only drink Twisted Tea. TWEA TIME!

Steez - "Yo bro you know what today is right?"
Jake - "No I don't bro what is today?"
Steez - "October 5th! National Twisted Tea Day baby! Put that water down and get a TEA!"

by steezbaby October 2, 2024

Falbonian Twist

Twists and turns in the plot of a short comedy sketch. Created and popularized by director Tyler Falbo.

I thought I knew where this sketch was heading but that was before the classic Falbonian twist.

by peeterpeeterpumpkineater February 28, 2024

twisted lady

When you wake up in the morning and your jeans are so wrapped around themselves you hsve trouble getting back into them so you can leave before she wakes up.

She caught me while I was halfway pulling up my jeans. She was such a twisted lady she wanted to serve me tea.

by Skarr Phase July 9, 2023

Shuck Luck Twist

to use 2 hands and twist opposite directions and slob on a knob

Bro my Girl gave me the Shuck Luck Twist last night

by TheoTheWhitey May 17, 2018

Twisted

of a personality or a way of thinking unpleasantly or unhealthily abnormal warped. ©

A man with a twisted mind ©

by Α January 25, 2022

twisted images

From 1997-2014 they were one of the best truck clubs on the west coast

Oh look twisted images is featured in another magazine.

by Westcoastalliance January 2, 2017