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Time Travel

The act of two men whipping out their dicks, and touching the tips together. Once the tips have made contact, the men spin their dicks around, clockwise at incredible speed. If enough speed is built up, it will cause the two of them to travel forward in time. If they spin their dick counter-clockwise, they will go backwards in time. If during this process, the tips lose contact, the world will explode.
"Hey Jim! Do you want to time travel with me?"
by anonymous October 13, 2020
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Time Travel

ok so basically you go to a different date than the current but then the new time is the current and so you just changed the present but not your present and theres just like ten million billion trillion paradoxes that destroy the fabric of time that kill everything so just dont please
I dont like Time Travel it is bad do not do time travel.
by The God-Tier Roaster October 17, 2020
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Time travel

When you jinx with another person, and the word is something the other person was re-enacting from his or her path
(Girl) After she told me what she did, all I could say was

(Boy and girl at the same time) wow!
(Boy) Dude did we just time travel?
by SoulGlooo January 8, 2021
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Age Traveller

Kyle M.
Age Traveller is defined as an unsolved mystery. Really there is no explanation on how you go from 1 age to another in 1 week and then you demote yourself to the age under again.

Unsolved Mystery.
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omniversal_traveler

A person who likes Anos very much hes top mutual is zweitira he never misses and is packing 12 inches.
Did you see omniversal_traveler win another debate with anos?
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Time travel

A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.
guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person

Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw
by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021
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Kabibee Tavera

Kabibee Tavera is someone that IS SO STUNNING IT MAKES U GO :OOOOOO. U are so lucky to have one of these in ur life.
she is smart, kind, and literally the coolest person ever. Everyone loves her and she is so strong. She is independent and doesn't need a man😛 She is humble and hilarious. Her teachers love her and we all know shes gonna be a successful person some day. We all hope her the best of luck in life!
WOAH!! It's Kabibee Tavera! She's so stunning and I love her! HOW IS SHE SO NICE?
by jfiqwehru9qewaofhrwiufq May 21, 2021
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