tonkie

A condom or french letter

He shivered as she rolled on the tonkie

by Rodney Dale September 18, 2008

Tonk

This is a word that has many meaning's. It is a word that can not be told how to use, you simply must learn how to use it.

1. That guy is Tonked as!

2. She's so hot i just want to Tonk the shit out of her!

I'm gonna Tonk her like she's never been Tonked before!

3. Let's go get Tonked

4. Dude I'm so Tonked! (Drunk/Happy/Sad/Excited/Depressed.. etc)

5. I'm gonna Tonk you!!!

6. hahahaha you're such a Tonk

by Milfna July 16, 2010

Arctic Tornado

The act of freezing diareah, then putting it in a blender on high with the top off.

Nothing turns me on more than an arctic tornado in the face!

by Motherfuckin Magic Mike August 6, 2011

tonk it

sexual.
skanker.
sexy.
amazing.
hott.
loves it.
that's hott.

"seriouly? all you gotta do it TONK IT SKANKER"

by Alessandra Palacios October 13, 2007

Torn Curtains

Located most commonly near the sexual organ area of human beings especially of a female kind, where their vaginal area has been torn apart from excessive pounding by a big black cock.

Ashleigh was reeling in agony from her torn curtains

by Charlie D.boc! February 11, 2008

green tornado

Large amounts of US currency twisting in the wind

32 years ago, in Chicago, a drug sale turned out to be an undercover police operation. There was a high-speed chase on a highway. The perpetrator, realizing the police cars were closing in, opened his sunroof and release 5000 dollars in small bills into the resulting updraft, in an attempt to cause a traffic jam behind him.
The currency flying in the air was described the following day, by a city newspaper, as a Green Tornado.

by Ed Vais April 29, 2008

dirty tornado taco

when a very large male is having butt sex with a girl then puts it in her vagina while its covered with shit and spins her around

hey do you see john with that tiny girl, yeah he told me that they "dirty tornado taco" all the time.

by hubert jones April 18, 2011