Toadie

The name of the almighty Toadie the true king of the wasteland. He fights with his fist, he eats the living and the dead. The Toadie Ideology is a simple one. It is to kill every living and breathing thing, so that in the end only Toadie remains. Toadie is seen in the eyes of some as a god, and thus has amassed a following. Some argue this is a cult, but is in fact a way of life. Praise be.

Alternatively used to refer to somebody's inner Toadie (their pure physical power)

i.e Praise be toadie or Praise Toadie

Alternatively: Embrace your inner Toadie.

by Toadie Lover August 19, 2016

trady

adj. describing someone who trades frequently, as opposed to taking money for goods or services.

"yeah, his work is killer. And he's great if your broke. He takes trades... food, body work, etc. He's pretty trady like that."

by lucaso September 28, 2005

toader

A hillybillys name for his penis.

My sister loves my toader.

by Hillbilly willy April 3, 2016

chode toad

noun: a person who happens to be irritating/dumb that they are about as useless as a toad that has the sole purpose to consume chode.

Wow, Jake Brosen is such a chode toad.

That redneck is such a chode toad, he always yells at Daquan (presumed to be a person of African descent) for being useless to our country.

by frosty beats March 13, 2018

Toidy

Toidy is baby talk for (that is, a mispronunciation of) the word "dirty." The word is frequently associated with toilets, child defecation, and, by extension, the genitals. When an infant innocently plays with its feces or genitals, parents may implore the child to stop, saying "Dirty! That's dirty." The child mimics the parent's word, "dirty," but, lacking full and proper pronunciation, it sounds like "toidy."

As a little boy, I thought the word for penis was "toidy" because every time I touched my privates, my Dad would say "Stop it. That's toidy!"

by Decorticator October 4, 2018

toldy

A contraction of two words; toby and toley. Most often used to describe an extreme gay sex act involving chicken giblets.

my friend and i enjoyed a furious toldy. group toldy's are the best, aren't they??

by nimrod's son April 7, 2009

homosexual toad

a short fat lady with pants that are way to tight, because she is trying to attract lesbians because no man would touch that even if they had a four hundred ply condom. you can hear then coming from a mile away and your penis gets force like powers

guy1: dude! my penis just quivered
guy2: OH Shit!!
guy3: run BITCH run
guy2: Its a Frakin homosexual toad!!!

by etard6969 April 29, 2009