Spitting Cobra

The act of killing a snake of any variety, de-bowling it, inserting ones penis into the new condom like skin (dick head inside the mouth) and proceed to jerk off/ have intercourse with something/someone, after said action open its mouth if not already open and proceeding to ejaculate.

"dude i was out camping last weekend and found a snake. so i made a spitting cobra out of it and jerked off"

by rghrbogbaroy February 5, 2013

spit on your ass

The assertive application of saliva upon the ass to use for lube for the butthole.

if he does not spit on my ass before inserting, there is the likelihood that there is going to be an abrasive sensation in my asshole

damn mommy can i spit on your ass

by poosmoose99 November 14, 2016

spit roasting

Sexual acts of various kinds between two men and one woman.

“There was a bit of spit roasting going on last night fellas” (Stuart Olding)

by Brooke02 May 18, 2018

if no fit, put spit

the contemporary pidgin-hawaiian mantra of applying spit to a male's genitalia when it will not fit in a female's genitalia.

"Son...i would like to have a little talk with you about sex.

if no fit, put spit."

by Dr. Ren_Ayanami, Ph.D January 27, 2005

spit dat game

go talk to her; talk to a female, seduce her, and get her number or "more."

yo nigga, if you like her, spit dat game.

by A. Mazin April 28, 2006

Spit your game

To Flirt with a girl.

Hey Rob what are you doing. Im spitting my game with Julia and she is really liking it.
Ooh. You spit your game really good Rob.

by IOwnandpoon August 14, 2008

Amsterdam Spit Monkey

A male or female who masterbates while window shopping for prostitutes in amsterdam.

"That amsterdam spit monkey is outside the window again, we had better close the blinds."

by they2ksurvivor April 12, 2010