fat food

Etymology: fat + fast food, from one of the common causes of obesity being overconsumption of fast food

Food typically consumed by a specific fat person that is the cause of their weight gain, whether it be fast food or not.

Two teenagers are hungry and want something to eat.

Fat boy: Hey, I'm hungry. Want to get something to eat?
Skinny boy: Sure. Let's go to Chipotle.
Fat boy: Nah, I'm in the mood for McDonald's.
Skinny boy: But you eat so much fat food!! Didn't you just say you were trying to lose weight a minute ago?
Fat boy: Yeah, but I eat McDonald's almost every day?

by Thebuck093 June 04, 2011

food dander

small, flaky crumbs associated with eating bread or a pastry

That croissant was delicious, but now I need to stand up and dust the food dander off my pants.

by eccarpenter April 29, 2014

Food Zinger

When you reach for more food, but forgot that you ate it all.

1.) Amber reached for more food, but forgot that she ate the last of it seconds before. "Dang it! I've just been food zingered again!"

2.) Girl #1: (Reaches for more chips) "What happened to all of my chips?"

Girl #2: "You ate it all like a minute ago...

Girl #1: "Oh..."

Girl #2: "FOOD ZINGAAA!!!

by RadioactiveTitanium September 15, 2013

food dicker

A female that only wants a man for food and fucking. A form of food digger with extra benefits. Includes buying groceries too.

That chick is a food dicker.

by tinman223 November 30, 2017

hoodrat food

- food sold out of an adidas bag from a Mexican that also supplies hot sauce and a lime spray he keeps in a windex bottle

Those ghetto chicks are eating hoodrat food

by Bnliagcgker February 10, 2017

Food baby

When someone eats a large amount of food causing them to look pregnant

Aaron had just finished his 5 course meal At the hotel. He leaned back and belched loudly rubbing his food baby
Hey can I have another pizza? He asked the waiter next to him
stuffed

by ethansawsome2002 June 13, 2016

food theory

A youtube channel made by Matpat, the creator of fnaf /j. Matpat has also created Game Theory and Film Theory. These beloved channels have taught me more than middle school could ever dream of

“what’s your favorite theory channel?” “food theory” “you are so cool man oh my goodness it’s the best one out there”

by Langrow June 26, 2021