cum guzzling thunder cunt

a name for a female who is a large whore in your neighboorhood or in your clique of friends

"damn it shannon u cum guzzling thunder cunt u had sex again"

by huge dick mcanger October 29, 2009

Appalachian Thunder

When a peg-legged hillbilly chases a girl around the house, pins her in a corner, and proceeds to have anal sex. The "thunder" reference comes from the sound of thunder as his peg leg bounces on the floor during the chase. Appalachian Thunder is often finished off by a solid donkey punch.

"Hell fire, did you hear about Billy Bob running an Appalachian Thunder on his cousin? Sure did, but the jokes on him cause she has AIDS"

by T--Rex April 8, 2009

Thunder Powell

The epitome of awesomeness. a Celebrity at Cornell University who is famous for his charisma, social skills, hotness, intellectualism, uniqueness, stripping, dorm hopping, character, and the fact that he's Thunder Powell. He's just freaking amazing.

"That dude is such a Thunder Powell."
"Thunder Powell needs to put his pants on."
"Thunder Powell doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down."
"Thunder Powell as struck."

by thatguy121 September 25, 2011

thunder shower

Urinating and defecating on a person at the same time for sexual purposes

I gave your mom a thunder shower last night.

by Calvin Demand September 29, 2008

Thunder Chunkies

The leg/ thigh region which also includes the buttocks of a female. Usually large with dimplings of cellulite that can be seen from afar. Often it wiggles on its own free will, and has a tendancy to get hot from friction burns.

Damn that chick has got her Thunder Chunkies on...

Bitch...if you keep eating you will be Thunder Chunkies!

Those spandex really show off your Thunder Chunkies...

by Druid3-17-74 July 9, 2010

liquid thunder

Low viscosity excrement. The term "liquid thunder" is mainly used when describing loud, nasty shitting done by small babies.

Damn, Frank handed me the baby but just as soon as he did that I noticed there was liquid thunder running down the kid's leg.

by Frank Klaune January 21, 2005

OKC Thunder

The arbitrary name given to the NBA's Seattle Supersonics after they were stolen by a lying, dishonest, manipulative Oklahoma City businessman. So named because in a state as boring as Oklahoma, the most interesting thing anyone could think to name their only pro-team after was the weather.

The theft was so blatant and offensive that even local Oklahoma City residents expressed discomfort with acquiring a pro franchise in such a manner, having been previously rooting for the New Orleans Hornets during the temporary Katrina-related relocation of 2005-06.

Seattle residents still vent with rage over the actions of the OKC businessman and the former Sonics owner. Even renowned sports columnist The "Sports Guy" Bill Simmons refuses to call the team by their new name, referring to them in all print as the Zombie Sonics.

In short, every sports movie ever made has a villian who is threatening to move the team for no good reason. The OKC Thunder are permanent, living proof that bad guys really do win in real life.

Trent: Yo, you wanna go to the game tonight? Lakers are starting their 3-game homestand.
Kent: Eh, dunno, who are they playing?
Trent: Oh.... oh. The OKC Thunder. Never mind then, man, I don't want to support that shitty team, even on accident. Let's go watch football instead.

by President Warren G. Harding January 3, 2010