Two Thousand and Swine

The 2009 swine flu outbreak, which many predict marks the end of the human race as we know it. Certainly a valid cause for widespread panic. At least until 2012 rolls around...

Y2K got nothin' on Two Thousand and Swine! The apocalypse is once again upon us!

by Mr. Monocle Man April 27, 2009

hit those knees

To get on your knees to suck dick/ give head

She hit those knees and gave it to me good.

by StaffKing327 December 1, 2014

soul and a thousand comas

A common turn of phrase, often used to describe a wonderful tale. Strange in facts but somehow still appealing. An entertaining story, that is only entertaining due to the person telling. Perhaps you'll even learn a deeper meaning due to its ludicrousness.

Wow, forget all of those gramar inconsistencies, this writing is amazing. It's so full of soul and a thousand comas.

by The AuthorD59 July 29, 2011

I need those

A *partly* sarcastic way of saying you like someting ugly or funny

*sees a pair of high sole pink crocs*
-Omg
-Yes

-I need those

by Somegirlout.there April 5, 2022

trouser snake

simply the snake in your pants (penis)

crikey di you see the size of that trouser snake!?

by squidwardo April 16, 2011

those

Penis, dick, etc. and these=ass and this=testicles, and that=boobs

Stop sucking on your those

by Moograman July 22, 2008

trousersnake

A word used to define the male genital organ. More commonly used to describe a man similar to the lower form of a pantsman- a charming ladies man. Although in this case they are usually sexually harassing.

Dang, that boi was a trousersnake! Had his hands all over me all night, wouldnt leave me alone!

by hollywoodsdollface June 11, 2006