Thomas Whitehead

An extremely small and privileged kid who does a very nice moan sound.

*Moan* *Moan* Im a Thomas Whitehead and I'm SMALL!

by SSovietPingu March 7, 2019

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Thomas Timing

That one friend you want to play with so damn bad. You then realize that he is going to be awhile before you get an answer; So you start playing by yourself. Once you just start playing your game your friend will then say "Hey, sure I'll play now." Your inner rage then builds up and say "GODDAMNIT, YOU GOT THE WORST THOMAS TIMING EVER!"

Person 1: "Hey you wanna play"
Person 2:"Sure in an hour"
~2hours later~
Person 1: ~Starts League of Legends Game~
Person 2: "Hey, I'm back now wanna play?"
Person 1:"I JUST GOT IN A GAME, YOU HAVE FREAKING THOMAS TIMING!!!!"

by That Random Publisher June 14, 2018

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Jaxon thomas

That amazing person that all the girls love and want to fuck

Guy -Look that's a Jaxon Thomas

Girl-Hey he is hot i want to fuck him

by No name patrol gq November 24, 2019

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Thomas eakins

An American painter, sculptor, and photographer who lived and painted during the second half of the 19th century. Known for incredibly realistic paintings, he painted mainly in Oil on canvas.

That painting is so fucking realistic, it's got to be by Thomas Eakins!

by Mr.Rogers III June 5, 2011

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William Thomas

Alpha male and apex predator, William Thomas are almost allways shunned by the public due to their immense size and strength, they have 23 inch penises and are often seen singing the song "what can i say except your welcome"
unacceptably William Thomas likes Le peen and ignores the repeated asking outs of girls with the names of, Angie, Cecile and many many more.

William Thomas: hey Cecile will you go out with me?
Cecile: who are you again? (said with haste as she attempts to escape his sexy grasp)

by a lil boi named Hayden April 19, 2019

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