Thomas 

1. Blue tank engine (E2) that is the star of the TV show featuring his name. His theme song goes well with rap, too.
2. Guy with the misfortune of sharing the same name as the blue tank engine. Goes by Tom, but will have to go back to his regular name when he his siblings have kids.

"Well, if it isn't Thomas the Tank Engine."
"This is why I go by Tom."
"Hi uncle Tom!"
"I need to get my name changed legally."

Thomas by Clutterofmass February 19, 2023

Thomas 

Thomas is an introvert and a gentleman who is really nice, sweet, kind, caring, loving, excellent listener, funny, loyal, mature, a man of god, a man in christ, hardcore gamer, likes sports, likes food, respectful and speaks his mind once you get to know him. you should always treat a Thomas right and he will love you and he will treat you right he's an amazing guy and you should always treat him with respect, loyalty and treat him like he's your world because he will treat like your his world . he's a manly man who comfortable in his own skin. If you get a chance to date a Thomas you should he will be the greatest boyfriend you've ever had. Once you have him, you won't ever want to let him go, you'll want to be in his arms forever and if you do, don't let him go, it would be the worst mistake you would ever make. He is everything most girls would ever want. you will just fall head over heels for him. he is a good guy and will remain a good guy. he is willing to do whatever it takes to make you happy. If you ever date a Thomas you will be lucky because he is one in a million! He really knows how to make a girl smile no matter the situation. He is handsome even tho he will never brag about it. He has a personality that would impress any lady even tho he is an introvert. He the sweetest man a girl could meet. one day the right lady come along and she will be the one he decides to open up to. He will treat you with respect and honor.

Thomas will always open the door for his lady, respects his lady because he's a gentleman and a real man. Thomas is a person who will always be there for you.

Thomas by Texas Native March 4, 2023

Thomas 

Thomas has that dawg in him. That dawg goes woof woof and mutters racial slurs when he sleeps. 100% a pitbull. He also has an immensely dangly peepee shooter.

Girl: Hey is that Thomas over there?

Guy: Ain't no way, you can see his immensely dangly peepee shooter from MILES away.

Camera Man: *Faints*

Thomas by oneofthomassgirlfriends March 20, 2023

Thomas 

A bitch ass mf, tall asf but also a D1 freshman fucker. Always glazing this his father Stryker. He also a fuk nigga

Damn you know anyone who fucks w Thomas?, nah.

Thomas by By Thomas’s father March 26, 2023

Thomas 

A fuck ass nigga who fucks freshman on the weekend and plays basketball on the weekdays, cool guy but nobody fuck with that hoe ass nigga.

You fuck w that nigga Thomas ?, Fuck Nah.

Thomas by By Thomas’s father March 26, 2023

Thomas 

An anti-social fellow who has definitely been called "Thomas the Train" a good number of times in his life and yet strives on 'cause he's so goddamn smart, like hello who gave him the *right-*

"Hey Thomas! How are you?"
"How aren't I?"
"..."

Thomas by AnUnravelingUnknown April 4, 2023

Thomas 

Someone who's practically asking to be dropkicked every other second

"Ooo look thomas is being a dumbass- losin both his shoes again"
"Les go and dropkick em"

Thomas by Choo_Choo_btc April 17, 2023