The one person who is so unbelievably gay that they obtain magical powers. They fall into one of two categories: seduction and ego, each with varying skillset. Every group has one but they are good at hiding, lure them out with high quantities of sugar, clothes that are too big, talk of blood sacrifices or any other LGBT luxuries (if all else fails, obtain one of their exes sweaters or they simply aren't a wizard). Can be abbreviated as BGW.
Person 1: We finally proved Toby was a Big Gay Wizard!
Toby - cradling his straight crushes sweater in the corner
Person 2: Wow, well done. What did it take?
Person 1: You know all the fuss about where Isaac went?
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: ...blood sacrifice...
Person 2: Isn't that his sweater?
Toby - begins to cry
Toby - cradling his straight crushes sweater in the corner
Person 2: Wow, well done. What did it take?
Person 1: You know all the fuss about where Isaac went?
Person 2: Yeah...
Person 1: ...blood sacrifice...
Person 2: Isn't that his sweater?
Toby - begins to cry
by IWinner9 January 17, 2020
A wizard is midladder card in the game "Clash Royale" unlocked in arena 4 and that no skill midladder noobs use once they hit above 4600k. He is used mostly to spam considering no skill noobs spend money there dads credit cards instead trying to learn skill or possibly use an alternative card.
by DEFINETLY COMPLETELY NOT ADRIA March 16, 2022
A phrase regarding the nearing of a great session of smokin some good ol' chronic with your buds; meant to build excitement and prepare ones mind for a magical journey through mystical and surreal situations ultimately resulting in making one's day spectacular. A play off "Chronicles of Narnia" meant to be said with a British accent.
*With a British accent* "The White Wizard Approaches, his magical touch sending one through time and space, placing them in a realm beyond belief filled with joy and relaxation"
by MattHatt July 08, 2009
by TweakUK May 18, 2007
that porn star has a cheesy wizard sleeve
by Mount Washington Expedition October 15, 2010
What happens when Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort have an epic wizard duel, where lightning from their wands touch and create a large burst of light and epicness.
by boogerh7 November 21, 2010
the worst team in the history of mls. while it's true they have won an mls cup, they still suck, primarily because nobody likes them. as of 2008, they will no longer play at arrowhead stadium, but in some shitty 10,000-seat minory baseball park. classy.
by Quent December 23, 2007