dirt bracelet

when you wipe your ass after a particularly messy shit and you get some of your feces on the end of your shirt sleeve or cuff on the upwipe.

Jack came back from the bathroom sporting a dirt bracelet on his left wrist.

by W. Brown Robbins July 12, 2010

dirt news

Any kind of journalism that involves scare tactics to convince the public that a certain event is occurring including violence, racism, and other crimes.

The new racial divide in America is caused by dirt news

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg April 18, 2019

dirt bagel

When you put butter or cream cheese on someone's butt hole before licking it.

She's so hot id give her a dirt bagel.

by Tommytwo40 March 23, 2016

toss the dirt

you come here from bfb didn't you?

Marker: hey staply do you want to play toss the dirt with me

Staply: sure
*dirt tossing commences

by when you bottom text June 5, 2022

dirt mining

anal sex

Did you enjoy dirt mining last night?

by skyhigh_etc September 20, 2016

french dirt

pussy

I ate some french dirt at my girls place last night

by geoefery July 28, 2022

dirt poisoning

When you hit the ground too hard and die.

"Jimmy jumped out of a plane without a parachute and got a lethal dose of dirt poisoning"

by HospitalBills October 22, 2019