squid wanking

Literally an example of doing nothing to help in a team based game
by SuplexTheWeak June 14, 2020
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SQUID

Stupidly Quick, Underdressed, Imminently Dead - idiots on motorcycles with more horsepower than brains, pulling wheelies and stoppies, weaving through traffic at insane speeds, and generally trying to live out their action-movie fantasies on public roads with little or no safety gear.
That pile of roadkill that hit that truck at 100mph was another squid.
by SlapTheBasil June 9, 2022
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Squid Tank

A group of people consisting of all females and one male.
Hans, do you have extra dick pills, it's a squid tank in here!
by 2guysandagirl August 18, 2022
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Glow Squid

1) An underwater Minecraft Mob that, like it says on the tin, is a squid that glows. It lights up underwater areas and drops Glow Squid Ink, but has little other purpose.

2) In a poll or competition, to win not based on one's merit but based on the endorsement of someone with influence, in reference to the Minecraft Glow Squid's divisive win against the Moobloom and Iceologer in its Mob Vote, often believed to have been caused by Minecraft Youtuber Dream's endorsement of the Glow Squid.
1) The Glow Squid doesn't actually have a hypnotizing status effect. Shiny things in video games just hypnotize you anyways.

2) That Twitter poll would have totally turned out differently if there weren't a bunch of influencers glow squidding the vote.
by Chrispies September 15, 2022
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Squid Pro Squo

The act of offering oral sex in exchange for squid ward memes
Sarah offered Jim a squid pro Squo because she ran out of good squid ward memes, Sarah has no shame.
by Kars the immortal December 10, 2019
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Squid

Atlanta slang for a big headed female that sleeps with multiple men and or women
She really f*cked Jamal even tho she with Chris , dawg she a squid
by zone6zay June 18, 2018
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Squid

When an Asian person don’t have self respect to themselves that they kiss white people ass and give in to the racism.

In order to be free and not lost in the ocean, you have to find self love and respect to escape from being a squid
Squid: *mocks themselves by pulling their eyes back*

Non-Asian person: *laughs*

Self loving Asian: ew you’re a squid
by Plushiewhore October 27, 2021
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