Frozen socks

When your having sex with a girl and you cum on her stomach and have nothing to wipe it off with except a sock. The sock later hardens causing "Frozen socks"

why aren't you wearing socks? They got frozen socks last night

by goofyguy33 October 29, 2017

ass sock

An absorbent sock inserted between the buttocks when experiencing severe diarrhoea. Traditionally used for nocturnal purposes when rectum control may accidentally lapse briefly. It may also be employed during the day when consciously attempting to pass wind but where one is unsure of resulting discharge.

I would have pissy shitted the bed if I didn't have my ass sock in.

by DrTim June 18, 2007

Sock Drawer

The Drawer that holds your socks.

I placed my socks in the Sock Drawer.

by Salt Licky October 13, 2004

stink sock

Another name for foreskin. Usually referring to an unwashed and uncircumsized penis that constantly smells due to bad hygiene.

Carl forgot to clean the dickcheese that forms around the penis head under the foreskin. Now hes got a STINK SOCK

by Gil Moser July 20, 2006

the pink sock

where whilst anal sex is taking place the colon is reversed and creates the deadly pink sock hanging out of the ass. this results in death

"the pink sock just popped out last nite man while i was with my girl she dead man"
"ure goin jail fool"

by knower of all things February 10, 2004

sock monkey

Sock(s) used to cover one's monkey penis in masterbation.

Keysor was intimate with his sock monkey whenever he surfed porn or chatted online with females.

by Honest Abe May 13, 2005

pink sock

Slang term for prolapse rectum, or anal prolapse, a medical condition in which the colon is turned inside out and may protude out the anus.

I was so constipated, when I finally took a dump it felt like i had a pink sock

by Will Jam August 14, 2004