Shrekking

When you take two stalks of celery and a piece of broccoli, put the celery in your ass, do a handstand and put the broccoli in your mouth. And you look like shrek with his pants down

Y/N: Dude i just tried Shrekking!
Noah: Fucking weirdo

by DundeiEh March 29, 2024

Shrek

A unit of time - approximately 1 hour 35 minutes (the length of the movie)

Wow, that concert went for so long!
Yeah, it was like 3 Shreks long!

by PPratty February 24, 2020

Shrek

The Lord

Shrek is my lord

by Deep fried May 29, 2018

Shrek

SHREK IS A HOLY OGRE SHREK IS A CHERISHED OGRE HAHAHAHAHA

Shrek is life SHREK is love

by Lil Shrekki August 22, 2019

Shrek

God

Shrek is god. That's it.

by anonymous December 4, 2020

Shrek

The chadest of chads. A god on Earth. The true definition of peak physique. The one we all look up to. The god of gods. Simply put, the definition of perfection. No one can be perfect. No one can be Shrek.

Wow! This cake is Shrek!

It's perfect

by ShrekJoemama January 16, 2022

Shrek

Many believe in shrek as a god. Shrek is holy to many, and he is most definitely very sexy, or should i say shrexy. He has a gorgeous bald head, with ears like no others. Shrek is the definition of sexy and bald. Now remember kids to pray every night, Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

~Shrek is love, Shrek is life~

by thatshrexypig October 23, 2019