Jonas

Jonas is usually voll der dulli and extremely introvert person

Girls: "oh look it's Jonas. He's ugly tho!"

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Jonas brandstrup linnebjerg ripa

I big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick

Jonas brandstrup linnebjerg ripa is a big fat idiot who has a mega smal dick

by Michichet August 13, 2020

Average Jonas

The undisputed king of annoying lineup outplays in Valorant.

Get your Average Jonas headass out of my comp game.

Why you getting out-fragged by that Average Jonas fucker?

by Pelandroni April 7, 2023

Jonas

A green slime monster; Shrek

like chaps, not chips

A small pp with no stamina

Jonas is in fact the Shrek man himself

by Demarcus cousins I February 1, 2023

Jonas Akordijonas

the legend himself, Jonas is a common lithuanian name, the J being pronounced like Y, Akordijonas is lithuanian for accordian, it rhymes, he is a legendary musician who deserves mass amounts of respects but gets none.

"Bro you are so good at minecraft, you are to minecraft what Jonas Akordijonas is to music as an art form"

by Solaire, Warrior of Sunlight February 24, 2021

Jonas

Jonas is a very young boy and also has a small penis! He'll never have a girlfriend. He plays so much that is no longer possible. He is active on Tinder and Pornhub and leaves money on the sites.

Girl 1: Ehh! Who‘s that ugly person?
Girl 2: That‘s Jonas! Let‘s run!

by Cheati-819 November 21, 2021

Jona

The Name of the person that is always the coolest in the room. He has a well defined face. He is funny, good in bed and nice. He always as an open door for a friend who needs to speak to him.

Person1: Jona is awesome
Person2: HE REALLY IS OMG!!!

by DefinerCe123 February 23, 2022