Bald Tire Eagle

Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.
We just passed a Bald Tire Eagle. We have to go back right now!
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tired pudding

Man that old hag has tired pudding.
by Tobixwasxhere June 22, 2017
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Living tired

Being tired day after day non stop just over the edge done with life and it's bullshit but to strong to take the easy way out
I am living tired. My friend asked me how I felt and I responded living tired.
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Intermediate tires

In Formula 1 intermediate tires are out on when it is raining only a little bit, or if the track is wet.
Bono: What kind of tires would you like to put on?
Hamilton: Put on the intermediate tires.
by Maybe that one February 13, 2022
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tire kicker

A person in the dating world that is too indecisive to make a commitment. They want to try you out, for a little too long, before making a commitment. Dating a tire kicker is a waste of time.
So I dated a guy for eight months before he said he wasn't ready for a relationship! Um, it sorta feels like we're in a relationships. Apparently, he just wanted to kill eight months with me before moving on to the next one. It was a waste of time.. What a tire kicker!
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 07, 2023
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are you tired of living?

Essex boomer phrase.

Often used after hearing someone waffle, say or ask something trivial.
Also used when someone says something stupid in front of you that is obviously offensive and will anger you/ third party. Essentially a threat.
TriviaPerson: says something trivial and hardly worth the breath.
Direct, collected and deep Person: "are you tired of living? Son?"
by Daonebest September 28, 2021
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rear tire skid

When ur eating a girls ass and she leaves a lil bit of shit on yo tongue
I was eating Felicia's ass last night and she gave me some rear tire skid
by ieatass123 February 28, 2016
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