tear you a new asshole

tear you a new asshole to be beaten senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back

man your girlfriend is so ugly and is going to have an ugly baby

dude, you better shut up about my girlfriend and our baby or I'm going to tear you a new asshole

man are you threatening me

yes man you better back off

ok man I get you

by littlejimmie November 22, 2019

Tarsus

Someone who is simply the greatest.

Tarsus really is the goat.

by GOAT21 March 14, 2017

Rip Shit Tear Ass

The excruciating pain one incurs when finally completing a successful bowel movement which feels as if you have just received an episiotomy in child birth.

End result: Bloody stool & burning anus

Son of a bitch Debby, that turd was soooooo big it left me shaking. I always hate those rip shit tear asses!

by Jeepersbo February 5, 2007

tear you a new one

literally rip someone a new asshole.
in use can be verbal abuse or a threat to actual physical harm or in some circles could be quite literal
see prison pussy

you better stop lookin at my girfriend before i have to tear you a new one

by nick_pepper October 10, 2004

tear you up

Fucking for a very long time, and doing it very hard. Or, fucking a virgin and making the vagina hole bigger so they can fuck easily.

"He said he wanted to tear you up."

by fizzzzzzzzzzz May 3, 2009

Emo Tear

When one drawn their pointer finger from the corner of their eye to the bottom of their cheek.

Emo person 1: *draws finger from eye to bottom of cheek*

Emo person 2: Nice emo tear. I totally know what you mean.

by Fall Out Buddy March 2, 2007

Tear a spare

A euphemism for "to tear someone a new asshole" — that is, to come down on someone very harshly as a punishment

Okay, okay... no need to tear a spare.

OR:

Before: Don't forget to take the trash out, or I'll tear you a spare.

After: Jeez, I forget to take the trash out one time and you tear me a spare...?

by Zoboomafoobar March 15, 2008