sporting clay

Halfway between flaccid and raging hardon. (Coined by Adam Carolla)..

It's best to be sporting clay when going skinny dipping with a group. You don't want to go full turtle, but you don't want to scare anyone with a full erection, either

by TheDawgLives October 4, 2015

Sporting Pine

Having an erection in public.

"Oh my god! Look at Joe. He is walking around sporting pine"!

by gdub1956 November 1, 2016

Sporting a McNulty

Accidentally having a boner in a formal picture

I was sporting a McNulty last night during prom pictures

by Salty McPeen November 10, 2016

camaro grand sport

A one of one camaro built in 1985 that was so savage that they could only legally make one designed by a bad ass it was the reason Ferrari started the f40 because it was the only car that could complete with it no one knows how much power it's got but it's probably more than your car and if you ever hear it it will most likely terrify you no matter what you drive

I just heard the legendary camaro grand sport 20 miles away I bet some bad ass motherfucker is driving it

by Fekkin guy November 21, 2016

good sport

a person who likes to watch sport in tv while masturbating on granny fister III on his 2nd TV.
Hence the name GOOD (Granny Fister III) SPORT (lame ass happenings, like 11 no-gooders and 1 semi wigger chase a ball while beeing cheered by fat wall mart hunchbacks)

He´s a good sport since i bought him a 2nd TV

by The Black Plane December 16, 2016

sports center and chill

fucking to the lovely sound of Sports Center; for all those out there who don't really care what's on the TV as long as they get some booty

girl: Netflix and Chill babe?
boy: nahhhh Sports Center and Chill.
girl: nice ;)

by yourman82 November 16, 2015

clean breathing sports ventilator

A ventilator used during an asthma attack that is filled with crystal meth. This clean breathing ventilator requires a lighter for use and will often keep users awake to Christmas (yay Santa!)

"Fuck that ride to Dapto on me stolen bike has given me breathing difficulties. Better have me clean breathing sports ventilator! "

by Tomstrong December 9, 2015