soccer

A term that is know as Football to the whole world apart from America, Canada & Australia. Requires you to have agility to run for 90 mins +. Also requires two feet and a round ball. Good balance is also needed. It's the most over paid job that has higher wages than any other sport, alot of the people who play it are cheaters, they also feel that kicking a ball in a net is the hardest thing in the world. Go retardly crazy when they kick a ball in a net. Professional Footballers only play because of the $100,000 pay check at the end of the game. Although they still like the sport. Most footballers earn pocket money by doing advertisments for boots that make poor kids fell like crap, and they get paid millions for it. Get all the nice women because the biotchs are too popular to be seen with any1 who has a useful job like firefighters & police officers etc. Crowd control is also very poor in some countries due to their dumbness of liking the sport and thinking they are hard fight 1 person with 150 of their low life pals. In some countries, the national football side is referred to as "the troops" even they are no where near as brave as the actual troops who fight for their rich asses. Chavs also favour this sport.

Rugby, American Football, Baseball, Ice Hockey, Basketball hell even snail racing is more fun than soccer.

by chrisusa February 24, 2007

soccer

Most popular non-contact sport in the world. Rugby turns out to be its bastard badass son.

Play Soccer. Screw basketball with ridiculously high scoring and giants who can dunk while everyone just sits around.

by Phil Kaltenbach July 1, 2008

Soccer

A sport were you have like no protection from getting hurt. You actually have to move. Unlike baseball and nascar. It usually gets made fun of my American football players and baseball players by being called girly, faggy, and a gay ass sport. I'm sorry we have to run around like crazy for 90 minutes and you baseball players stand there watching the clouds go by. It's the world's popular sport, EXCEPT United States, be we know all soccer players get the girl.

Ethan: (Breathing Hard) My soccer game is SO tiring, i'm BEAT, hey didn't you have a baseball game, Owen?
Owen: (Breathing calmly) Yeah i looked at the clouds and saw a bunny shaped one!

by FreeCreditReport.com June 24, 2008

Mushroom soccer

The act of finding a mushroom, throwing it in the air, and kicking it, sending pieces of fungus flying several meters away.

Stan: How'd you break your ankle?
Josh: The same way every college student does; playing mushroom soccer.

by Komedian July 11, 2017

soccer

pussy sport that frowns upon any real physical contact. object is to get a ball into giant net with the score usually being 1-0. often thought of as a very physically draining sport by the ones who cant play any other sport cause there mommys dont want them to get hurt. try blocking a 100mph peice of frozen rubber and being checked into boards and hit with sticks and then tell me how draining soccer is.

wow that pussy tripped over his own feet goin for that ball.

by HoCkEyPlaYeR January 15, 2005

Soccer

as said by the best man ever

"A strange sport played by damaged people"
<robin williams

by Jimt September 16, 2004

soccer

gayest game on the planet, i rather get kicked in the nuts for the rest of my life than watch one second of that bullshit pussy sport

Soccer is for pussies.

by L Dizz February 4, 2004