Soccer moms are cool (abviously) but all are different. All their children do different after-school activities other than soccer and they all drive different color fans. Every soccer mom loves their kids as well. They call them "their little angels". Soccer moms are cool. Soccer moms are life.
by donut2924 May 15, 2017
Get the Cool Soccer Momsmug. (noun) - The over-reaching and yet inexplicably clever marketing gimmick of labeling and identifying a product (or person) with an often inaccurate, "cool-sounding", or "trendy" description so that the product/person, which would ordinarily be thought of as unattractive, unskilled, and/or worthless, now seems "hot".
See also soccer sandal.
See also soccer sandal.
"Super-star" Ashlee Simpson, "actress" Paris Hilton, or "TomKat" are three examples of the "soccer sandal effect".
by NikeACG August 14, 2005
Get the Soccer sandal effectmug. International Online Soccer lets you play soccer without leaving the basement of your Jewish parents' house.
by Isolated March 29, 2005
Get the International Online Soccermug. A woman usually in her mid-30's that has two children. They may have a car big enough to accomodate her kids and their friends and all of the equipt. that goes along with them.
She puts her kids first in lots of sports and activities so that they may NOT spend their time on the internet writing patheitc things about good Mom's. It is essetial that the Soccer MOM encourage their children with positive words all of the time so that they may grow up confident. This will help the children so they do not put down others because of their own insecurities and can grow up happy and have a great life.
Listening to top 40 music IS essential so that they may explain to their children what is bad and what IS good in society and how men view WOMEN as objects. This is to teach their young daughters to find a good man that loves her and not her body and to respect herself.
She sacrifices materialistic things that are unnecessary to pay for her children's activities and good schools (with other kids with parents who do the same) CARE.
She puts her kids first in lots of sports and activities so that they may NOT spend their time on the internet writing patheitc things about good Mom's. It is essetial that the Soccer MOM encourage their children with positive words all of the time so that they may grow up confident. This will help the children so they do not put down others because of their own insecurities and can grow up happy and have a great life.
Listening to top 40 music IS essential so that they may explain to their children what is bad and what IS good in society and how men view WOMEN as objects. This is to teach their young daughters to find a good man that loves her and not her body and to respect herself.
She sacrifices materialistic things that are unnecessary to pay for her children's activities and good schools (with other kids with parents who do the same) CARE.
by Jeanneenp February 3, 2010
Get the Soccer Mommug. by peppapigisbae October 8, 2018
Get the those soccer boysmug. MLS after Messi joined, has the power to quintuple ticket prices just because of his transfer to Miami.
1: Hey have you heard of Messi coming to MLS?
2: Yeah man, Beckham turned MLS to Messi League Soccer
2: Yeah man, Beckham turned MLS to Messi League Soccer
by Simon8989 June 8, 2023
Get the Messi League Soccermug. Squirting the contents of a whipped cream can into your mouth when you are completely alone in your kitchen; often doesn't end until the can is empty
I was just looking for a light snack, but then I ended up doing soccer mom whippits alone in my kitchen at ten thirty in the morning.
by Klitorissa December 31, 2015
Get the Soccer Mom Whippitsmug.