danny smurf

Danny"Teddy" Theodorow

Danny Smurf is coming to drink with us.

by Shitfuckfire June 16, 2020

Smurf J

Receiving a blow job from a partner with a blue mouth, such as immediately after sucking on a blue raspberry sucker.

Dude, Rachael gives the best Smurf J’s.

by catheterking June 26, 2020

Smurfed

When a girl realises that the guy has a smaller dick then she thought

‘Dylan proper smurfed me ya know!?’

by Papi-smurf1234 September 11, 2020

Smurf’s foot

An infection so bad on your foot that it turns blue

Damn, Chelsea has Smurf’s foot and should probably see a doctor so she can save the limb.

by Bergy Big Shlong September 15, 2020

Smurf

a Zombie labeler, a clone, someone that tells you gossip and comments and watches you with their third camera eye and tries to get you selfconscious in a evil way as to block you from creatively being yourself...Minions of the New world Order , they are the base of the new "piramids" and they are dividing everyone and propagating hate for humanity. thei are basically bio survaillence cameras with a mouth, they were tought by their trapped system to be Sodomistic to others....

as a group, they are mental chaos and cannot be defeated by a single person telling comebacks....

"Cannot escape the big shroom, smurf!"

by NIU Davinci September 25, 2020

Smurfed

While using a porta-potty, the blue water splashes up on your ass.

I just got smurfed in the porta-potty.

by Skinflick October 29, 2020

Mud Smurf

When a girl gives you blue balls and then poops on your balls.

Yeah last night Amanda was about to finish me off and then mud smurfed me and left.

by ElevenToesJohn October 15, 2020