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smack you upside the head 

to physically (and/or brutally) beat the crap out of some one.
Matterazi: You terrorist son of a whore!

Zidane: I'm gunna smack you upside the head bitch!

(Materazzi now has a gaping hole in his cheast, world rejoices.)
Related Words

Smack Smacks 

The more updates name for "sandles" or " flip-flop".
Derrived from the sound the "shoe" makes when hitting your foot.
Smack Smacks by Cher-in-Surrey November 3, 2010

Shmeckels 

Another word for money, cash, coins, mulla, schmoney, stacks, etc.
Look at all my shmeckels.
I can buy a lot of nugs with all my shmeckels!
Grab my shmeckels from my wallet.
Shmeckels by VNova December 4, 2019

smack it 

To masturbate. A synonym of spank it. "It" refers to the penis.
Brandon: "Dude, want to head over to Pat O'Briens and catch the Sox game?"
Mac: "Uh...maybe later. Your sister just put up a new Facebook album full of spring break bikini pics, and she's looking pretty damn good. I'm just gonna hang out here and smack it to that a few times."
Brandon: "What??? Oh no you didn't! The only smacking that's going to happen is me smacking you up!"
smack it by Nicholas D March 9, 2009

titty smack 

Adjective : fucking awesome. very cool. the greatest thing to happen.
speaking to a buddy "Dude - I got the internship man. Buddy responds "That's titty smack!"
titty smack by bobbyboyrulez February 6, 2009

smack the south right outta you 

A phrase used when a dirty secess is mouthing off to their northern superior.
Okay, so I talk fast. But if you keep making fun of it I'm gonna smack the south right outta you.