by Jsupernugz February 3, 2003
Get the surpriser (remix of the shocker) mug.The Irish shocker is a difficult sex position that only the skilled can do. The things you will need are listed below.
1.) A female ginger (Red head)
2.) A cucumber
3.) A cup of strawberry lube
4.) A pint of beer
5.) For the final step a 9V. Battery.
Now in order to perform this hard task all things must be done in a certain order. Find a female ginger, have her drink the cup of lube (it's safe, it says strawberry flavor right?) give it an hour to sit. Then you lay her on doggy style, don't get your hopes up your not getting lucky yet, you grab the cucumber from your back pocket and stick it up her bum hole aggressively to fluffin her ginger soul. (Best result for tight soul hole.) Here comes the next step. Have her stand with cucumber still in her butt hole, get in reverse cowgirl and before she puts it in stick the 9V. Battery in. Gently push the battery in with the tip until it can not be retrieved. Leave both in until she cums. Once she cums she shall be shocked, and the cucumber shall be cooked. Eat the cucumber and drink your beer after the great feat you accomplished.
1.) A female ginger (Red head)
2.) A cucumber
3.) A cup of strawberry lube
4.) A pint of beer
5.) For the final step a 9V. Battery.
Now in order to perform this hard task all things must be done in a certain order. Find a female ginger, have her drink the cup of lube (it's safe, it says strawberry flavor right?) give it an hour to sit. Then you lay her on doggy style, don't get your hopes up your not getting lucky yet, you grab the cucumber from your back pocket and stick it up her bum hole aggressively to fluffin her ginger soul. (Best result for tight soul hole.) Here comes the next step. Have her stand with cucumber still in her butt hole, get in reverse cowgirl and before she puts it in stick the 9V. Battery in. Gently push the battery in with the tip until it can not be retrieved. Leave both in until she cums. Once she cums she shall be shocked, and the cucumber shall be cooked. Eat the cucumber and drink your beer after the great feat you accomplished.
by Irish daddy love May 23, 2016
Get the irish shocker mug.The "Slacker Dack" is a combination of slacker and dack which is a lazy dick person.
-Someone with the lowest social standing, such that commoners may pee on them with impunity. One social level below serfs, untouchables, and freshmen.
-A useless peon who is acting like a dick
-Stop goofing off and get back to work, peon.
-Someone with the lowest social standing, such that commoners may pee on them with impunity. One social level below serfs, untouchables, and freshmen.
-A useless peon who is acting like a dick
-Stop goofing off and get back to work, peon.
by MPthe2 November 10, 2007
Get the slacker dack mug.by bryan, chelsea, carrie August 18, 2008
Get the shocker your life mug.a group of people who instead of participating in the game, sit on the bench and remain there for the most part of the game until all of the good players are tired.
see: benchwarmers
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Now that the seniors graduated, the Slackers Anonymous may die away if more people don't start slacking!
by ;alksjdfasd June 3, 2009
Get the Slackers Anonymous mug.For the first time last night, I was officially shockerized.
Dude, I totally wanted to see her face expressions, and I shockerized her!
Dude, I totally wanted to see her face expressions, and I shockerized her!
by phoenixblack July 20, 2009
Get the shockerized mug.A secretary with a knack for not answering calls, misplacing documents, etc.
Depending on personality, this is deemed either incredibly irresponsible and/or lolztastic.
Depending on personality, this is deemed either incredibly irresponsible and/or lolztastic.
Boss: Did you fax the McHale office about the rescheduling?
Secretary: No, but I did beat Minesweeper on Expert.
Boss: OMG, you're such a slackertary.
Secretary: No, but I did beat Minesweeper on Expert.
Boss: OMG, you're such a slackertary.
by XJC December 14, 2009
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