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skunk junk

When a guy's junk jus smells all kinds of raunchy, due to a sexually transmitted disease or possibly just terible hygene
I was just about to go down on this guy and his cock smelled something awful. He had the worst case of skunk junk I have ever smelled, and believe me I have smelled some pretty nasty shit.
by OoLexioO July 23, 2006
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Skunky Monkey

When a man has HIV and hires a prostitute to have sex with him. He ejaculates in her throat giving her the virus. Then after having sex he pays the women and then gives her a one dollar bill with a note on it saying to go get tested because he has HIV. Usually the man is on the verge of AIDs.
Dude I fucked with this prostitute so bad last night.
Really Nice
Yah I gave her a Skunky Monkey
No way
Yah
Ew, but nice
by Doopo December 29, 2013
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Skunk

by DRPJ September 13, 2005
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skunking

A group activity where the participants enter a car, restrict air flow to the outside by rolling up the windows. Once the car has started you turn the heat up to the maximum level. The heat remains on until you have reached your destination. Best when performed in extremely hot weather.
"Skunking party in the back lot"
by Declan, T-Pat, Jim-Bob August 5, 2007
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skunk

I saw your girl kissing some fool
Ahh dude you skunk
by Kritch May 13, 2005
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skunk

a smokeable substance wid a phat and i mean a phat buzz its the gd sh(it) i should no im on it now!!
oi zach roll it poke it light it smoke it and dont forget to pas that shit bitch(jks)!!
by strouder April 15, 2005
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Skunk

A skank who has graduated above and beyond normal skankhood. She as reached the point where people psychosomatically detect a faint odor about her that is not unlike that of a skunk. Even when washed, well dressed, and presentable she still has a dirty and undesirable air about her.
“Her body is actually not bad, but for some reason I cannot bring myself to call her ‘attractive’. Why is that?” “She’s a skunk.” “Ah yes, you’ve nailed it.” “But I wouldn’t nail her.”

“She was all over this dude at the bar and when he went to the bathroom, she was trying to feel up on this guy shooting pool. But when he took his shot, she grabbed the other player’s ass. What a skunk.”
by MastaRoe July 10, 2011
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