Stank Shank

A big fat sweaty cock that has just been pulled out of an asshole and is about to go into a mouth.

Here comes the Stank Shank!

by Locksmagic March 15, 2023

shank

A shank is commonly known as a knife which can be of any size, design or metal. The word is used by mostly teenagers instead of using the word knife.

'touch my sister again an ill SHANK you blad'

by medz March 22, 2008

Shank

This is the act of having a raging wank whilst in the shower.

It is done to be able to fit more activities into the day by combining two activties into one without having to go through the hassle of cleaning up after a wank.

Joan: whats up with you today, normally you very angry and tense?
Colin: well i've adopted this new programme into my life called shanking which applies a wank in the same time as i shower killing two birds with one stone and without the effort of not having to clean up after my intense wanking.

by Super Queef October 26, 2009

Schnitzel Shank

When you get kidnapped by a fat German and he decides to shank you in his new Lederhosen

"Ach! Guten Morgen Kinder, sterben jüdischen Abschaum!"

*You receive a Schnitzel Shank*

by Thitherurtian November 28, 2017

Chang Shank

A golf shot that flies of the club at right angle at head height as an effect from the golfer drinking Thai Chang beer just before

Yumm 6.4 % glug glug , address ball , Four !!! That was a right Chang shank.

by jtsaint June 30, 2011

I Shank Banks For You

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.

Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a I Shank Banks For You

by TheGravelOfAConundrum January 17, 2025

nasal shanking

When someone with a big nose sticks their nose into something which they shouldn't

Rob needs to mind his own business. He gave brother a right nasal shanking when he started asking him what was in the briefcase

by APno1 August 16, 2018