Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Shank

a combination of masturbating while taking a shit
Shiting and Wanking

I just caught Fred shanking to a cosmo mag

ooh dam i just put some cream on the chocolate pie

by Shoe Boot October 16, 2008

shank n weed

A term used when a searching a black person, while searching you must plant a Knife and a weed in their pockets.

I got me shank n weed la.

Oh shit man, that cop took me shank n weed fam.

by Jv303 November 23, 2016

Shank

Shank, meaning to stab and jiggle a sharp object into someone's body. A deep stab and a little jiggle of the object is all to make a crisp shank.

Watch what you say about Jimmy, if he ever finds you, he'll shank you.

by englishmasterurbaner December 3, 2017

Shank

This is a term used for masturbation in the shower.

Shower + wank = Shank.

Man i'm frustrated, i'm going for a shank.

by gamblitis March 16, 2009

Train shanks

Ass cheeks that go on for days.

That girl's train shanks can't be stopped, they like a train in motion.

by Me. Gibbles April 19, 2018

shanks

colloquial way of saying 'thanks' or 'thank you'

bob: here's the math homework you asked for
mary: shanks!

by batheebang October 13, 2020