September 16

National fuck the living shit out of your girlfriend day, like as many times as possible.

Bf : Hey! Guess what day it is???
Gf : September 16?
Bf : I think you will like it
Gf : please explain? ;)
Bf : well… it’s national fuck the living shit out of your girlfriend day soooo I think we should go upstairs?
Gf : oh.. my.. god.. yes!!
Ps. if your reading this… 1. Take the hint, and 2. I love you <3

by ilove_robert September 8, 2022

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September 28

Sep 28 is the day the best people are born, they’re always generous,fun,kind,cool,hilarious,and more
people born on this day are the best people to exist

someone : “OMG OMG ITS THEM”
new kid🙄: “whats so big abt them”
someone : “THEY WERE BORN ON SEPTEMBER 28 OFCCC”

by roar💀 June 1, 2022

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September 1st

The day where you have to give your s/o your sweatshirt for the day.

“ hey it’s September 1st. “
“ what does that mean? “
“ it means you give me your sweatshirt and i give you mine for the day “

by Soarrow<3 August 31, 2021

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16th September

It’s the day the most gorgeous, amazing and sexiest people are born, they are the best at everything and they are very outgoing and chill

Bro : Is today 16th September?
Sis : Yes bro it’s the best day of the year

by John ce a - November 22, 2021

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september 22nd

september 22nd is the birthday of twice member, center, nayeon!! we should make this day a national holiday because of how hard nayeon works. we should do the same with the other members of twice, again because how hard those beautiful ladies work!! <3

"oh em gee is september 22nd!!"
"wtf do u mean.."
"its nayeons birthday...."

by mitsubasss November 23, 2021

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3rd September

People who are born on the 3rd of September seem to be very good looking and has an amazing relationship with the person they are with rn they are so so pretty and caring !!!

Emma: Hey when’s your birthday?

Tina: The 3rd September

Emma: OMG no wonder your so pretty!!

by GENDER BENDER June 1, 2021

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