If you look in Webster's you will see a pic of Candace Owens. Bitter after touring with "happily married men of faith" during the best years of her life, making friends & then driven away.
Matt: Man did you see Candace today?
Michael: Matt, at this time allow me to quote Aquinas. He warned us, "Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman."
Michael: Matt, at this time allow me to quote Aquinas. He warned us, "Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman."
by SINaLOT December 13, 2025
Get the Scorned woman mug.When a person that goes by the name of Dowd tries to Scone someone, but ends up getting sconed in the end by himself.
by Sconer October 19, 2008
Get the Alasken Scone mug.To be so stoned that one is put into a stupor.
Is said to be brought upon by smoking Mids to Schwaggy quality marijuana.
Is said to be brought upon by smoking Mids to Schwaggy quality marijuana.
"Man, I was so stupor stoned last night, my dog like, told me to quit smoking weed."
"Haha- that's what you get for smoking mids!"
"Haha- that's what you get for smoking mids!"
by Captain Cornwallace January 25, 2009
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-I got wall sconced this morning right as I was about to cum!
-I got wall sconced this morning right as I was about to cum!
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Get the Potato Scone mug.When you are beyond the boundaries of reality due to a combination of marijuana and alcohol. A person who is hammer stoned is usually someone who has a low tolerance for weed but smoked because they were already legally intoxicated.
After finishing those four locos and smoking that joint from the bible paper, I was fucking hammer stoned.
by Walt Nastie April 5, 2011
Get the Hammer Stoned mug.The era in ancient history where people used coca plants (cocaine) and other modern halluncinagenic plants in every day life.
Archaeology digsite in Pompey
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.
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