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Jim Joyce Safe

1. Guy 1: Dude, it'd be totally safe to jump my car over an opening drawbridge!
Guy 2: Uh, no, that'd be Jim Joyce Safe.

2. Cleveland's Jason Donald was Jim Joyce Safe at first base.
by randombufffffalo June 3, 2010
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safer than heaven

a kick ass group from the cheese rectum of wisconsin...aka...plymouth...with nothing better to bitch about except girls that use them for rides and for an image that theyre "punk"...They sound like abortion hitting the floor...but thats in a good way...This band WILL change music for ever...
"Safer Than Heaven just played another kickass show on only one practice."

"Safer Than Heaven is the greatest band ever."

"Safer Than Heaven gives me such a great image that I'm Punk,"AC and DH

"Love Safer Than Heaven, or DIE"
by Satan for a day October 24, 2004
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Safe space

A place where people can be safe from all the dickheads and morans who don't even know where the word comes from and who have literally never been systematically oppressed in their entire lives. The first safe spaces were gay bars in the 60s when people beat the shit out of gays and it was in fact illegal to be gay. Nowadays the word is used to describe a place where no-one harasses, persecutes or shames others. It is a place where one doesn't have to listen to the bullshit of people who lack empathy, social skills and brains because they are so fucking privileged. But for some assholes this is too much.
Excuse me, this is supposed to be a safe space so would you please take your hand off my breast and get the fuck out of here.
by Reasoning with idiots August 8, 2018
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Safe Spot

The worlds leading child safety resource organisation.

Recognised and respected in Australia, UK, NZ and USA.

Global fundraising organisation.
Creating positive change and saving lives.

Founded by safe Spot CEO Niki Burton, Mum of four, author, educator and grief recovery specialist in 2015
Safe Spot - Saving Lives, Keeping Kids Safe, giving kids an active role in their own safety and reducing stress for parents.
by Captain Safe Spot February 6, 2015
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turban safe

a game which when see a turban you punch someone and says safe
a turban is walking by
BOB:turban safe(and punches Tim)
Tim:Fuckin racist cunt
by bottletopman April 3, 2010
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South-African Safari

A girl with so many pubes u can even see her pussy so you must use a machete to get to the goods. Soon to find out "she" has a dick
Dude last night i picked up this whore who had so many pubes i got my grandfathers machete to cut them away but i soon found out it was a man. It was one epic South-African Safari
by RCmuffins13524 February 5, 2009
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The Dirty Safari

Upon having sex with a girl on her period and creaming on her, you mix the 2 "liquid substances" often involved with the dirty . sex you mix together and rub on girls forehead saying "Siiiiimba"
I don't think Shanikua was quite ready to be welcomed into the sex jungle world that way. The Dirty Safari left her stunned!
by Westicle Cawkins February 19, 2015
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