squirt

serious; for real, genuine. used in a scenario in which someone is serious about something.
"I'm being so squirt with you right now, man. I could not be more squirt than I am right now."
"no like dude i'm squirting right now, she just blocked me 4 no reason. wtf"
"on squirt she doesn't know what she's missing out on"
by jameel's space ride September 4, 2023
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squirt boating

the process where one jizzes on a girls tits and then proceeds to motorboat them
John: "Did you see that new nurse on 9 West?"
Justin: "Shit yeah dude, I'd love to take her squirt boating sometime!"
John: "What the hell is squirt boating?"
Justin: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, you sorry ass chode."
by squirt boating mofo May 8, 2014
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squirt and squeeze

Josh was pulling a serious squirt and squeeze the other day. It was just sad to watch.
by shitbreadmaster May 20, 2012
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twerk squirt

Accidentally shitting one's pants becuase one was twerking while afflicted with diarrhea.
Miley made a mess at the VMAs when she went on stage and twerk squirted all over the place instead of calling in sick.
by define all the things April 15, 2014
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squirt jerk

the man rapidly fingers the women until she ejaculates onto the mans hard penis, and then proceeds to jack him off until he finishes.
Benton: Hey Bob what are you up to tonight?
Bob: oh mia and I are gonna have a nice squirt jerk session.
by benton69 August 4, 2017
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Tootsie Squirt

To have your female or adorably squishy dominican male friend squirt all over your face, and wipe their butthole all over your face, aswell.
Oh hey, did you see matt? He got tootsie squirted all over!
by peppichino69 May 21, 2024
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