Russian-Jewish

When you look up someone famous on Wikipedia, like an actor, and check their early life.
Every. Single. Time.

Wikipedia, Early Life
John Smith was born to parents of English, Irish, German, Hungarian-Jewish, Polish-Jewish and Russian-Jewish descent.

by KockaKola December 23, 2021

Russian Rodeo

The practice of misnaming a girl you are having sex while you are having sex from behind. You then try to stay on her as long as possible as she tries to turn around.

Bob: Yo, I russian rodeo-ed that chick.
Connor: Nice! How long did you hold on?
Bob: I only got like 7 second, she was feisty.

by Ronnor January 1, 2012

Wandering Russian

A man that will wander over to you, and offer sage like advise. May be in the form of an insult.

My friend came over for dinner. When she left she had a flat tire and asked that I come out to help her. The Wandering Russian was near with his kid and walked over to us, saw that when I went to remove the wheel nuts that the tire was moving. He said that we needed to put the emergency break on (which i asked her and she said she did). She opened up the car to prove it was in fact, on. Then he reached in and really put the break on. He then turned to me and said, "Never trust women when it comes to cars".

by iadas August 14, 2011

Russian CPR

The act of blowing into a woman’s vagina while simultaneously double fisting her ass.

Jane never walked the same after she received Russian CPR in the back alley of the strip club.

by Starkist69 January 9, 2020

Russian Blanket

The act of drinking alcohol (usually Vodka, preferably from Russia, but may be beer or other liquors) in order to give you the warm feeling associated with beginning to drink alcohol.

Hey man, can you give me some vodka? I'm freezing and need a Russian Blanket

by Vladimir_Putin December 31, 2012

columbian russian

kahlua + a starbucks double shot = a columbian russian

basically a mexican's white russian

pablo: que tal, those are good columbian russians, si?
jesus: si senor

by o'wizma December 19, 2009

Russian River

When a purse strap flows though a woman's breasts. AKA Purse Boobs.

Check out the Russian River on that fat chick! That's purse strap is getting great separation. "Russian" is used to mean titty fucking and "River" is...well you know.

by Sir Lix Alot August 23, 2015