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the holy rubber roll 

first you must dress in a suit made out of condoms then run up to the nearest walmart, big w, kmart or JB hifi at night and break in and steal a iPhone x to look up bestiality porn in church on their wifi and when the pastor asks you "what are you doing" you say "the holy rubber roll".
Jason: hey ben I succeeded doing the holy rubber roll .
Ben: yeah man
Jason: yeah but I got arrested can you pay my fee to get me out of prison? please?
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bunion rubber

the guy in a sugar mommy relationship
Id rather be a bunion rubber than work my ass off at a 9-5 job.
bunion rubber by whatsinaname February 1, 2005

Burning Rubber 

The act of smelling a terrible odor after walking into a public restroom.
Oh man, someone was burning rubber in here!
Burning Rubber by Eye1essJack June 22, 2014

lay the rubber 

When you take offa used condom ( rubber) and throw it out on the ground.
After I gave her some I had to lay the rubber.
lay the rubber by Buck Steel November 23, 2007

big rubber dildo 

the thing under my bed
big rubber dildo by eyes September 7, 2004

Cock Rubber 

A whore like woman who instead of fucking multiple men, she prefers to give them hand jobs, and is so experienced that the men don't mind getting a hand job instead of pussy.
guy 1: Yo dude did u get with that hick from the bar last night.

guy 2: Yea man but she just gave me hand job.

guy 1: Man that sucks.

guy 2: No i didn't mind she was a total Cock Rubber

gayer than a bag of rubber dicks

Describing any situation that you feel is lame, boring, or otherwise below your standard.
Hey dude, this party sucks.
I know man, it's gayer than a bag of rubber dicks. And that's pretty gay!