Florida Rubber

The act of getting your soft penis bit of by a stripper and replacing it with a pink and green dildo then putting on a dildo and having a threesome with your neighbors wife and an alligator

My dick was small so I got a Florida rubber and had a threesome with my neighbors wife and the neighborhood gator.

by Haystackdaddy February 16, 2021

rubber ducky

most of the time yellow, can be any color overall with different patterns and textures.

made of either plastic or hard rubber

also used as collections and decorations (for instance on the windshield of a jeep)

it doesnt really quack, it squeaks.

guy 1: rubber ducky
guy 2: best shower item
guy 1: bro no it’s not meant to be with you naked in the shower, give it some space.
guy 2: but that’s what it’s used for
guy 1: it can also be a collection
guy 3: i have an army of rubber ducky(s) in my jeep
guy 1&2: um ok
guy 3: attack!!!
guy 1&2: what
*rubber ducks spill out from his jeep all with needles as weapons*
(why am i making this so long)
guy 1&2: aaaaaaaaaa

by jsavy June 29, 2024

Rubber Kebab

A kebab consumed during a night of drinking that bounces back, usually on the head of a taxi driver or sidewalk.

Hey I’m pretty sure I ate a rubber kebab last night, the taxi service charged me for cleaning but I’m too hungover to remember.

by the kebab guy October 4, 2022

The Broken Rubber Of Earl

In the day of the olden, One was a old Dishonorable man that slay two rubbers and a child of light was born or so the tale goes.

"The Broken Rubber Of Earls could be considered a legacy piece or a sad sad sad mans tale."

by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019

rubber trim

When a young man tosses the salad of an older man whos skin has become rubbery with time.

I heard that new guy Andy replaced the bosses rubber trim last week

by T-mun E February 6, 2023

rubber duckin

Used as a substitute for 'mother fucking'.

That rubber duckin idiot wrecked my car

by Reginald VanDeKamp March 10, 2009

angry rubber

When a girl kissed another man just to piss you off and waste your time,an angry rubber is the feeling you get after realizing your ability then finding the truth of the matter.

"Like fuck I was to kill this angry rubber!" "Why did this bitch waste my time." "I guess i just have to move one."

by AllINeedAreJedi March 4, 2018