Dick riding

Simping but without the attraction

Anon1: He is a simp.
Anon2:No he dick riding

by Mexicansavage18 April 14, 2022

j ride

Riding in the car smoking a joint

Me: “wyd”

Him: “nothing, just taking a j ride”
Me: “niiicccceee”

by Nurseshell06 May 4, 2020

Pontoon ride

Slang for intercourse with a male.

Hey, how about a Pontoon Ride?

by Idontknowshit March 21, 2016

ride with the stride

another way of saying "go with the flow"

He's just seeing where the day takes him, and not acting ignorant (ride with the stride).

by wessozman August 17, 2012

paisley ride

1-Getting beat into a gang to get the paisley bandanna with representative colors, a sign of respect.

2-A gang fight

3-Proving your worth in a gang by putting in work as a soldier

1-See him? He just got off the paisley ride. He's nothing to fuck with now, my boy got his blue paisley.

2-Theres's a paisley ride between the Crips and some other gang and the whole block is on lockdown....

3- This boy just went on a good fucking paisley ride for us, man, we gotta give him some massive respect for reppin our set and being a soldier

by Chelsea Blue July 11, 2010

Riding The Beef

Being in county lockup

Yo man, I was riding the beef, I was in county back then!

by Baxters January 16, 2022

status riding

When someone 'likes' or approves of everything that you post on a social network.

He has been status riding me like crazy, no matter what I post!

by keepinitreal19 June 6, 2011