Dick riding

Simping but without the attraction

Anon1: He is a simp.
Anon2:No he dick riding

by Mexicansavage18 April 14, 2022

Dick Riding

Always on someone dick be it good or bad

Example 1: "Terry just called u a bitch for the 10th time, he definitely on ur dick"
Example 2: "Terry been sucking up to u fr, he definitely a dick rider"

Dick riding: When someone on ur dick be it good or bad

by Yardz September 12, 2022

Gnome Ride

When a tall girl is standing up receiving oral sex from a very short person or midget without having to lie down, sit or bend over for oral contact.

Dude, Helga is so tall, I would let her Gnome Ride me for sure Bud.

by MsStoleYourWife January 24, 2022

flame ride

Anal sex after a long time of spicy Mexican food OR any kind of sex with a Ginger!

I took Lindsay for a flame ride!

Things didn't turn out - she gave me a flame ride!

by CanuckSlut June 10, 2010

Ride The Divide

To fuck.

My sister let me ride the divide.

by ApeMilkBuddha August 18, 2010

Crane ride

When you hang someone by thier ankles and then face fuck them while they hang upside down like they were lifted by a crane

The girl was really kinky so I tied a rope around her ankles and gave her a crane ride.

by Yobiotch August 14, 2018

ride with the stride

another way of saying "go with the flow"

He's just seeing where the day takes him, and not acting ignorant (ride with the stride).

by wessozman March 29, 2012