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purple urple

the stickiest of ickiest maryjane on the planet used in lil waynes song "I Took Her" from the Drought 4
"say courzin let me get on some that purple urple"
by BIG ROOST December 28, 2007
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purple pills

NEXIUM (esomeprazole Mg) capsules. NEXIUM is a prescription medication from AstraZeneca to treat heartburn due to acid reflux disease.
-- I thought pizza gave you heartburn.
-- Not anymore. I'm taking the purple pills now, remember honey?
by Damian Yerrick February 25, 2004
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masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by weave March 21, 2003
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purple shamrock

Not to be confused with the Danza Slap or Turkeyslapping, the purple shamrock is when a man slaps a woman across both sides of her face with his penis, immediately after receiving oral sex. In some cultures, it is a demonstration of respect and admiration.
As Sheila knelt on the floor, Raul showed his gratitude for the finest blowjob of his life, by bestowing upon her the Purple Shamrock.
by anonymousforobviousreasons August 13, 2007
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purple glove

A strange accessory worn by a kid in my algebra class. Who knows what he does with it in his spare time? He often says, mission accomplished while wearing it.
He's wearing the purple glove again today.
by luvs_2b_random March 22, 2008
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Purple peanuts

hemorrhoids; vascular structures in the anal canal which help with stool control. They become swollen or inflamed.
Purple peanuts colon cauliflower hemeroids hemroids haemorrhoids roids
by Twist of Cain April 3, 2011
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Purple Rebecca

When a girl gives a guy a hand job but squeezes the penis too hard and causes it to turn purple. Inspired by Molly Adams.
Good God! That whore over there named Molly gave me a purple Rebecca! Now I can't have children!!!
by greatergator11 March 27, 2011
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