lil pump

he is dead

person 1: holy shit bro lil pump just died

person 2: ESKETIT!!!

by wdbewidwedwdi August 30, 2019

Lil pump

A name referring to a person who sings one good song or an album and doesn’t sing any other good music till he dies. It’s synonymous to “one-hit wonder”

After john released that nice song he suddenly turned into the lil pump of the record label.

by Booga agoob April 22, 2018

Lil Pump

A rapper who has an IQ of a rock.

Teacher: Sonic, what is 5 times 4?

Sonic: 20.

Teacher: Arthur, what is 24 times 7?

Arthur: 168!

Teacher: Caillou, what is 1437 divided by 3?

Caillou: 479?

Teacher: Lil Pump, what is 1 plus 2?

Lil Pump: 70 nibba!

Teacher: Lil Pump, that's not the correct answer. Go back to kindergarten.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 28, 2022

Lil Pump

The most horrific rapper to ever exist and the only dude to make Machine Gun Kelly sound like 2Pac Shakur.

Lil Pump's the type of dude to fail a driving test before even starting the car.

by BrickSimmonsNBA July 15, 2021

pump oven

One that gets fucked in the ass

She likes the ol pump oven more then anything else

by Dick Oven January 02, 2012

pump sandwich

The act of farting into a cupped hand and presenting it to someones nose.

Man: Are you hungry
Woman: Sure
Man: Here, have a pump sandwich

by podge123456789 January 11, 2011

pump and dump

A term used when you masterbate before you take a shit.

Everyone thought I was taking a shit but I was actually doing the pump and dump.

by Dirty Goat November 18, 2004