Pump and Dump

When wanting to leave a conversation but don’t know how to end it.

Welp Steve, I don’t want to pump and dump, but the oven is on.

by Tibby89 August 20, 2022

Primed for the Pump

When you drink before going to f your new gf

I’m primed for the pump, so one bottle will be enough for us both once I’m there.

by timesize December 28, 2020

Breast Pump

A nickname used for one who rides the clock as long as humanly possible while doing the absolute minimum amount of work.
One who milks the clock.

Hey Breast pump, , you gonna do any work today?

by DubVWildcat June 12, 2021

Balls pumping

When the beat of a song hits so hard that you feel it in your balls

At a club
Dwayne Johnson: Bro this beat hits different!
Danny DeVito: Yeah it's got my balls pumping!

by R0B0COP August 7, 2021

Big Pump

Joe Budden when he gettin in his nasty bag

You see that video of Big Pump and that girl dry humping under the fence?

by PoppaPumpInTheHouse April 1, 2019

diarrhea pump

Another name for a William.

That guy is such a diarrhea pump!

by Porkchop1016 October 6, 2019

pump and dump

A term used when you masterbate before you take a shit.

Everyone thought I was taking a shit but I was actually doing the pump and dump.

by Dirty Goat November 18, 2004