netflix and pool 

What a homosexual male asks another male if they would like to come over to their place and have gay sex.

Brian: Hey Zane, you want to watch netflix and pool.
Zane: I would love to put my balls in your pocket.

netflix and pool by SaltyShade January 14, 2016

drop the kids off at the pool 

The act of taking a shit.

The kids, being your lumps of joy, the pool being yo-...

Nevermind. The pool can be whatever you want it to be.

...Preferably Vanilla Ice.

"Hey man I'll be right back i gotta go drop the kids off at the pool."

"Oh nuts dude you have kids?!"

"If everything goes as planned, I won't for much longer."

drop the kids off at the pool by Ballsacteabaghard. December 21, 2007

cess pool 

See: Pennsylvania

cess pool by Qwerty42 November 3, 2003

Tim Pool 

An American YouTuber, journalist, and political commentator most well known for his coverage of the Occupy Wall Street protests in 2011 and his appearance on the Joe Rogan experience. He is also known the beanie he wears at all times and legends say that under his beanie is either an infinite amount of beanies.

Dude 1: Tim pool is a fine journalist and he's rather fair in his judgement and commentary.

Dude 2: Cool, but what's under his beanie?

Dude 1: (Stabs Dude 2) No one must ever know or question it.

Tim Pool by Roberto Steve July 31, 2019

wading pool 

Noun:

1) The area that is the shallowest depths of insertion of the unsheathed phallus allowed by a female who, while not hesitant to have sex with you, is hesitant to face the worst consequences of carrying through.

2) The defined court of play for a heterosexual game of sexual chicken (winner is determined by who is the first to call for the condom)

She didn't want any guppies, so she kept him confined to the wading pool until it was time to put his swim cap on.

or

She did not want to bear his children; he did not want her herpes. They called the game of sexual chicken a draw as he withdrew himself from the wading pool.

wading pool by alliedfarces November 2, 2011

Chlorine in the gene pool 

Expression used when someone dies doing something stupid. Can alternatively be used for the deaths of people deemed unworthy of reproduction.

Likens the dead to microbes in a metaphorical gene pool, chlorine being a chemical used to kill microbes in actual pools.

“Did you hear about the robber who got killed robbing a 7-Eleven with a fake gun?” “More chlorine in the gene pool, huh”

Chlorine in the gene pool by Simpsmasher January 10, 2021

dropping the kids off at the pool 

The act of having a shit.

Right Dave I'm just off to drop the kids off at the pool.

dropping the kids off at the pool by StudNET November 12, 2003