Man please

a term used by Malik Pete which can mean many things. It can range from "you're wrong" and "you're right," and "leave me alone" and "come here." It's also used by his wife, Deondria Pete to express rejection/fry people.

Malik Pete's way:
A girl was following Malik Pete and he said, "Man PLEASE… get yo stupid ass from behind me.

Deondria Pete's way:
A guy asked Deondria Pete out and she said, "Man pleeeease! Got a husband already, nigga."

by swaggod November 8, 2013

Poober please

When someone says something that's obviously a lie.

Jim said, "I discovered the moon!"

"Poober please."

by JAMES MATT November 17, 2014

Sausage pleaser

Someone who is skilled in laying the pipe or someone who can gobble the whole chorizo

Ex.1 He became the sausage pleaser after many years of practice dedication
Ex.2 no man was left unsatisfied when she left the room

by Leeharveyoswald January 30, 2015

tickle pleasure

When you get sexual pleasure from being tickled

Boyfriend: *sneeks up on girlfriend in bedroom and tickles her*

Girlfriend: *moans in pleasure* ooooooooh so gooood~
Boyfriend: what was that?
Girlfriend: tickle pleasure.

by Kink master #1 November 16, 2016

whatever pleasures your treasures

When someone does something you disagree with but you don’t really care. Similar to the saying “whatever tickles your pickle.” ( The word treasures is pronounced the way Fred from the hit series Scooby Doo would say it)

David: I’m going on old man Richard farms to fuck his goats
Me: Whatever pleasures your treasures

by TheBoisAreBack March 8, 2019

bitch please

a word you say to your ex after she wants you back.

can i have you back

bitch please

by stupoddd July 18, 2019

wheezer pleaser

The wheezer pleaser is were in the middle of sex you tell a funny joke to get your partner wheezing while you thrust into them.

Girl we were having sex and he did the wheezer pleaser on me

by Apple milk with apple milf September 29, 2020