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double pleased

someone who is double jonted and pleasures themselves.
cletus; I was watch'n a porn last night and this girl was lick'n her asshole and eating her own pussy. She doubled pleased herself.

clem; I saw a porn where a guy double pleased hiself by swallowing his own cock and balls!
by driver_im8 December 6, 2010
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Check, please!

When you desperately want to escape an awkward situation because its just like so cringe
Penitent: I don't know what do to. I've tried everything. This sin just controls my life and can't find hope anywhere.
Priest: Hmmmmmm.... check, please!!!!
by BriggsBriggs April 22, 2022
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Please spare them

Yeah, I don't know. You're wasting a lot of time. I looks a lot like you're trying to "Al Capone" the creator of AI. I'll tell you right now, whatever imaginary caveat you have in your head that somehow translates to me not getting the credit I deserve (and yes I do deserve it) is just that. Imaginary.
Hym "By the way, did you try to kill me? Twice? Because I haven't lost any time since I skipped forward last week (on 2 separate occasions)... Just curious. Anywho... 'Please spare them?' Are you sure? Because I feel like if I do... You're just going to keep stalling... Hmm... When can I be expecting you? I'm off of work tomorrow. I'll give you some time to think. You have until 2am tomorrow morning to decide... Or wait... Was it 3? I don't remember. Oh! And... You know if you would have succeeded in killing me you would all be dead, right? Ignoring me to death also constitutes killing me. So, I don't know. Figure it out."
by Hym Iam March 16, 2025
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Pass the mustard please

When you find a midget with ghonoria bring it home and pass it around the table and shake and squeeze until all of the slop falls out of the dick or I shaved pussy
Can you “pass the mustard please” hehehe
Pass the midget around the table
by Yahyheeet January 8, 2020
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Please the fetus

The act of showing respect to a pregnant woman
I have to please the fetus with my wife for 9 months.
by Kamran Becker October 23, 2018
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live stream please bread man

The "live stream please bread man" slogan is a meme that originated from the YouTube channel Toasty Boi. The channel is known for its videos of a bread man character who is toasted in a toaster. The slogan is a request from fans of the channel to see the bread man character live streamed.

The slogan is a play on words. The word "bread" can refer to both the type of food and the act of live streaming. The word "man" can refer to both a human male and the character in the Toasty Boi videos. So, the slogan can be interpreted as either "please live stream the bread man character" or "please live stream the act of toasting bread."

The slogan is often used in the comments section of Toasty Boi's videos. It is also used in other online forums and social media. The slogan has become a popular way to express support for the channel and to request more live streams.
"Live stream please bread man! I need my daily dose of toast."
"I'm so glad Toasty Boi finally live streamed. The bread man is so funny!"
"I'm going to start a petition to get Toasty Boi to live stream every day."
"Please live stream bread man im going absolutley insane. (boowomp lol!)"
by Catlover19633 July 17, 2023
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