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Pickled Pete

A person who gets home after work and drinks to the point of being too obliterated to reliably respond to an after hours request.
Don't bother calling Marc to pick you up tonight, he's a Pickled Pete.
by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016
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pickle grit

Stop being a damn pickle grit
by Word_god_bitchzzz December 15, 2016
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pickle brushing

When you squeeze up on a fine chic at the club and lightly slide your cock in a side to side motion on her ass, leg, or wherever you can get away with it. If she busts you in the act, tell her you didn't realize it and ask to buy her a drink to make up for it. In most cases you'll be fuckin before the night is up.
Ray: that chic just busted him rubbing his dick all over her ass and he's acting like he didn't know he was doing it.
Me: he was pickle brushing bro
by Heywoodjublome January 10, 2016
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pickle potion

Pickle Potion is a delicious pickle juice beverage sold in Texas grocery stores. It is straight bottled pickle juice. It is mostly consumed by athletes and children.
"Shit, that's some good pickle potion." awesomesauce
by @awkwardfast January 24, 2016
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Pickle Ticker

The phrase “Pickle Ticker” is a reference to two things. “Pickle” references a penis, and “Ticker” represents a ticking time bomb. So with that in mind, it basically means that your penis is a ticking time bomb. It happens while having intercourse or while masturbating, and it is when you get to the point of ejaculation. Pickle Ticker represents the fact that you are about to ejaculate, and that your penis is in fact a ticking time bomb.
Guy: Oh shit babe, PICKLE TICKER!!!!
Girl: OMG PULL IT OUT!! REMEMBER, IM NOT ON THE PILL!
by dank_for_u December 6, 2018
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Pickle Pirate

A man who sucks a married mans pee pee
wife of guy1: YOU ARE SUCH A PICKLE PIRATE GUY2
guy2: NO IM NOT
guy1: HE ONLY SUCKED IT ONCE
by ihatepickles:( October 10, 2018
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icicle pickle

When your girlfriend’s freezing cold hands touch your penis.
Don’t touch me! You’re giving me an icicle pickle.
by Senor Bunluv October 26, 2018
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