French fry painting

The act of using a French fry, tater tot, etc. that is used to transfer ketchup or another sauce to a different, often larger food object.

I caught my little brother French fry painting his food so as not to anger dad with his messy
Burger dipping.

by Ausx101 April 12, 2011

painting the deck furniture

phrase used to express discontent with business policy, usually due to lack of response and change to current business environment.

employee1: "We need to increase production capacity to keep up with current demand. Too bad our company won't invest in system upgrades."
employee2: "Yea, we're just painting the deck furniture, waiting for the Titanic to sink."

by h-dub July 28, 2004

adult finger painting

After a man cums inside a girl on top she drips it on him and uses her fingers to paint it across him like a child with fingerpaints. You can add glitter to make it visible.

During adult finger painting I made a unicorn on my boo-thang last night after sex, he was quite impressed.

by The mermaid artist June 20, 2017

Paint-by-Numbers Math

The way 99.99% students worldwide are taught math in school, with everyone painting the same way, and the few who refuse to conform are ridiculed or marginalized—being an odd in a sea of evens often comes with a stigmatizing price tag or a negative label.

Those who refuse to see “math as problem-solving” (read as “math as rote-learning”) in a first class economy should be prepared to be sacrificed as a dead chicken to scare the monkeys—the paint-by-numbers math strategy is good enough for most Asian high-GDP countries to be ranked among the top ten in international comparative studies like PISA and TIMSS, and to win a few dozen medals at math contests and competitions.

by Covido July 11, 2022

going hard in the paint

the act of not letting anything stand in your way.

Willie is going hard in the paint on that english test.

by bigblue101 December 4, 2010

painting your toenails

A subtle way to say that someone is going down on someone else. This phrase came into use after we had to explain to a somewhat uniformed friend what "going down" meant.

Nico is getting her toenails painted by a hot Australian boy.

by Chasity May 3, 2004

Microsoft Paint masterpiece

An oxymoron used in urbandictionary.com's suggestion for non-copyrighted material to upload.

"Don't upload copyrighted content - send a drawing, a Microsoft Paint masterpiece, or a photo you took"

by ~The Nameless One~ May 28, 2005