anal jizz

when your doctor hates you and routes your urethra to your ass so you now jizz out of your ass.

thanks to my doctor i now have anal jizz

by A_001 June 3, 2017

Jizz mopper

Those poor slobs who are paid to clean up cum when you leave a porn movieor live girl show

my paycheck is so small,damn jizz moppers make more than I do!

by stud-nugget September 22, 2015

Jizz poot

I a silent fart that comes from the depths of an extremly gaped and well used anus. It smells like old lube and semen.

We coudn't figure out why Beaker was giggling like an idiot with that stupid molester smile on his face until Jimmy passed out from the smell of his Jizz Poot.

by morenza February 5, 2010

jizz golf

a game where the goal is to successfully cum in every single hole on another’s body

damn you mad good at jizz golf i’m like a boston cream donut rn

by jizz creamery April 19, 2022

Jizz spurt

When your cum goes EVERYWHERE!!!

Last night I gave johns mum a jizz spurt she's still wet now!!

by Cunt slayer69 March 13, 2017

Jizz Sleeve

A condition that occurs when accidentally climaxing upon ones clothed arm between the cuff and the elbow pad.

“I must apologise, I did not realise that I have been sat here with jizz sleeve all evening”

“Excuse me Sir, I hope you don’t mind me pointing out that you have a large amount of jizz sleeve on your person”

“I can’t come out today, as all my coats have jizz sleeve”

“I have astonishing amounts of jizz sleeve due to wanking off like a safari park monkey”

by The Moody J Moore May 1, 2021

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Contests involving teenage boys and young men in all male settings (prison, military) where ranking is determined by who ejaculates the furthest.

They call him "Straight Shooter" 'cuz he always gits it up and shoots it furthest in the jizz gaymz.

by Urbane Myth May 2, 2012