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jesus tonight

Exclamation of annoyance when particularly fed up of over explaining something.
Jesus Tonight Shirley...if Ive told you once Ive told you a thousand fucking times!!
by porkchopexpress November 3, 2007
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Jesus clout

Using Jesus and religion to gain power and influence while being dope AF
Justin Bieber's pastor Carl Lentz has mad Jesus Clout
by Bridgemeister11 November 12, 2017
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Easy Jesus

E&J Brandy, preferred definition and drink of homeless drunks.
I just got paid, time to buy a fifth of Easy Jesus!
by Jooky Sea Captain June 19, 2004
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Jesus Button

When one makes a statement, that depending on listener’s faith and devotion to Christianity, can instigate anger and castigation.
Brandon and Laura stormed out of my apartment after Clay told them that the Virgin Mary was only a virgin because of a mistranslation from Hebrew to Greek which really pushed their jesus button.
by C.R. Strenth June 21, 2008
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Greased Jesus

Something (or someone) either super awesome, super sexy, or super ... greasy
"He was so greasy that he slid right off the cross and into our hearts"

"Greased Jesus is on my side tonight"

"That hat is ugly, and she paid 40 dollars for it. It's ridiculous. Greased Jesus would not approve."

"He sneaks around your room at night...except he just sort of slides around on the floor...unfortunately, he's too greasy to do much.
by marmar216 May 19, 2009
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jesus martinez

Jesus martinez is a person who is a Savage, dont trust no one, and/or a person who is smart and cute.
Everyone is in love with that new boy name jesus martinez he is a real cholo.
by fat triel November 26, 2015
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Slim Jesus

Funniest looking fucker in the rap game, claims to be hood as fuck in his music videos (bragging about his "gang" and guns), yet in an interview shortly after Drill time he said he's legit as fuck and doesn't do anything illegal, but talks about his friend nearly going to prison, which doesn't count for fuck all
"Fam, look at this kid called Slim Jesus"

"Oh my days fam, he looks like he's called Skittles"
by BrickBreakerKdon November 20, 2015
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