Jesus Downhill

Skiing downhill without turns or other means of slowing down with your arms outstretched to the side like Jesus on the cross. Once you've made it down the hill, your buds will tell you that you are blessed to have made it down without killing yourself and you celebrate with communion by taking a shot of a preferred liquor and a cracker. Then you go back up and do it all over again.
Let's do a Jesus Downhill on that double black diamond run.
by MachHeat April 03, 2010
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Rappin' for Jesus

this 2013 video was created on January 15. It shows what looks like a 90's video from a vs tape but theres a whole different story behind it. this video was supposedly made from brain spinney when he was in highschool. But thats just what they want you to believe in this viral meme. this video has a website link to a church. it said it has closed in 2004 but the site was made in 2013. the video uses a stock photo from 2012. theres no church by the name of what it says. on whitelist nobody is named the actors that were in the video. this was a planned viral hit.

anyways jesus christ is my n-
Rappin' for Jesus: am i real
person: no
by Know Your Memes December 05, 2019
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jesus tonight

Exclamation of annoyance when particularly fed up of over explaining something.
Jesus Tonight Shirley...if Ive told you once Ive told you a thousand fucking times!!
by porkchopexpress October 18, 2007
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Jesus clout

Using Jesus and religion to gain power and influence while being dope AF
Justin Bieber's pastor Carl Lentz has mad Jesus Clout
by Bridgemeister11 November 12, 2017
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Easy Jesus

E&J Brandy, preferred definition and drink of homeless drunks.
I just got paid, time to buy a fifth of Easy Jesus!
by Jooky Sea Captain June 19, 2004
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Jesus Button

When one makes a statement, that depending on listener’s faith and devotion to Christianity, can instigate anger and castigation.
Brandon and Laura stormed out of my apartment after Clay told them that the Virgin Mary was only a virgin because of a mistranslation from Hebrew to Greek which really pushed their jesus button.
by C.R. Strenth July 11, 2008
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jesus martinez

Jesus martinez is a person who is a Savage, dont trust no one, and/or a person who is smart and cute.
Everyone is in love with that new boy name jesus martinez he is a real cholo.
by fat triel October 08, 2015
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