Obsessive Jewish Disorder

A person that believes and tells others they are a Jew when they are not.

The creation of Israel marked the reforming of the Israelite tribe.
Any Jew that did not move to Israel and become Israeli has abandoned the tribe and so they are not a Jew.
Such persons have Obsessive Jewish Disorder.

by AnonDoxy December 11, 2023

Ratchet Ass Jewish Kid

A Jewish kid that's ratchet as shit and doesn't give a fuck.

Man 1: Dude, did you see that Ratchet Ass Jewish Kid over there?

Man 2: Yeah he don't give no fucks.

by gmoney2904 December 8, 2017

jewish lightning bolt

When a man of Jewish descent, Ukrainian bitch slaps the dick of a nazi, making it ejaculate in a lightning bolt formation.

did you see when sally used the Jewish lightning bolt? David took it like a pro.

by BigDickSamantha#2 December 7, 2016

Jewish Bag

A Jewish boy who likes bread and is bad at fortnite he rages all the time and his parents always beat him

That kid looks like jew
Oh that’s Jewish Bag
is he burnt
Yes cause he is Jewish

by Mr yeet August 14, 2019

Jeff the Jewish guy

Yeah the UD editor. One of their names is Jeff or something.

Jeff the Jewish guy. I wonder if he is watching tonight

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021

Jewish U turn

When there is a long line of cars waiting to get into a parking lot, gate, etc., so you drive past the line, turn around, and join the line from the other direction where the line is shorter.

Steve: “If you haven’t left yet, I’d leave early to be on time! The line of cars is backed all the way up to the stop sign if you’re coming from the west.

Bob: “I’m not worried about it, I’ll just pull a Jewish U turn.”

by Crashlandon July 27, 2025

Jewish Rape

When you are completely and utterly fucked over by a Jew or an any money hungry person in terms of money and assets.

Vonn: hey what are you paying for this 30 page report due tonight?
Mitchel: uhh probably like 10 bucks

Vonn: dude I could charge you with Jewish rape

by GoodieGamer September 30, 2025