Jewish Haircut

Another way of describing the circumcision of one's dick.

"Did you hear about Cameron?"

"No, what happened?"
"He didn't wash his dick for weeks, and had to get the Jewish haircut in order to get rid of the infection he caught."

by Barry Maycockiner November 4, 2021

Ratchet Ass Jewish Kid

A Jewish kid that's ratchet as shit and doesn't give a fuck.

Man 1: Dude, did you see that Ratchet Ass Jewish Kid over there?

Man 2: Yeah he don't give no fucks.

by gmoney2904 December 8, 2017

Jewish hotpocket

When a Jew pisses in a vagina filled with shit (Alabama hotpocket) and proceeds to fuck her.

Ow man he performed a Jewish hotpocket on you, how rad!

by Amused Pinguin March 3, 2017

Jewish U turn

When there is a long line of cars waiting to get into a parking lot, gate, etc., so you drive past the line, turn around, and join the line from the other direction where the line is shorter.

Steve: “If you haven’t left yet, I’d leave early to be on time! The line of cars is backed all the way up to the stop sign if you’re coming from the west.

Bob: “I’m not worried about it, I’ll just pull a Jewish U turn.”

by Crashlandon July 27, 2025

Jeff the Jewish guy

Yeah the UD editor. One of their names is Jeff or something.

Jeff the Jewish guy. I wonder if he is watching tonight

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021

Jewish cameron

Someone who is a jew and lived in the ww2 times

Back in the jewish cameron days my stepmum fucked me

by Jjdaniel July 21, 2021

Jewish Steamroller

When two Jewish seniors with gray hair smother and slather moist, mushy matzah with there shlongs on there buttcheeks.

Harold gave a me a Jewish steamroller lastnight. I had to shower twice.

by Cooper123 July 9, 2016