"Did you hear about Cameron?"
"No, what happened?"
"He didn't wash his dick for weeks, and had to get the Jewish haircut in order to get rid of the infection he caught."
"No, what happened?"
"He didn't wash his dick for weeks, and had to get the Jewish haircut in order to get rid of the infection he caught."
by Barry Maycockiner November 4, 2021

by gmoney2904 December 8, 2017

by Amused Pinguin March 3, 2017

When there is a long line of cars waiting to get into a parking lot, gate, etc., so you drive past the line, turn around, and join the line from the other direction where the line is shorter.
Steve: “If you haven’t left yet, I’d leave early to be on time! The line of cars is backed all the way up to the stop sign if you’re coming from the west.
Bob: “I’m not worried about it, I’ll just pull a Jewish U turn.”
Bob: “I’m not worried about it, I’ll just pull a Jewish U turn.”
by Crashlandon July 27, 2025

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 15, 2021

by Jjdaniel July 21, 2021

When two Jewish seniors with gray hair smother and slather moist, mushy matzah with there shlongs on there buttcheeks.
by Cooper123 July 9, 2016
