Naked Boner Leap Frog

A game that takes traditional leap frog to another level.

How to play:

Minimum of 2 players, and all players must be male.
The players must take turns leaping over each other whilst completely naked, and avoid becoming sexually aroused.
The last man without an erection is declared the winner, also known as the "Last Man Not Standing".

Joe: *hop*

Hank: *hop*

Greg: Ow, my eye!

Hank: Sorry Greg!

Greg: No problem! *hop* Uh oh... Looks like Joe is the Last Man Not Standing!

Joe: Not for long!

Hank: Wow that was fun! Who's up for another round of Naked Boner Leap Frog?!

by Amazua October 5, 2013

Naked Adverb

A naked adverb is when a person accuses you of watching porn but, you're simply doing English homework.

Boy: She's watching porn!
Girl: Oh, totally! I'm watching naked adverbs!

by iloveyou_11109 November 7, 2016

Name Givining

When you want to broadcast a mazel tov but the simcha occurred ages ago and you were in Uman and you didn't have service so you send this out when you return home.

BRESLEV: Mazel tov to motty Herzog to his NAME GIVINING for his new baby girl

by Lord Knowitt McKnowittall September 13, 2018

Naked Algebra

The use of variables, equations, or inequalities to poke fun at the adulterous adventures of financially corrupt ex-presidents or ex-prime ministers, and of morally bankrupt priests or Pharisees, who continually deny having an affair with paid porn stars or Playboy models in spite of indisputable proof of hush money being involved to cover up their cheating habits.

A quick-and-dirty naked algebra question, which was censored by Floridian “woke math” educators, is the following: “Two b’s for $x + $130K + $y fine (and $z for possible bribery in exchange for a shorter stay behind bars). Guesstimate x, y, and z.”

by Fasters April 3, 2023

wazzer name

wazzername = whats her name

bob: whos she?
rob: oo...erm...u know! wazzer name...Pamela!

by patrick72 October 21, 2005

brand name size

one size smaller than your actual size.
used to inform friends who want to give you clothes what size you want, but they'll get you a size larger, so it fits.

Eric: Hey Dave, I'm going to Abercrombie and Fitch. Lemme get you something. what's you size?
Dave: Uhhhh.... XL.
Eric: Brand Name XL?
Dave: ....Yes.
Eric: I'll get you a XXL.

Brand Name Size should not actually include saying 'size'.

by dingdongpaddywack June 8, 2011

The name 'Sender'

We all know, or at least heard of that kid whose name is "Sender". Some say it comes from the Yiddish word Saunder which means "People's Protector", and others say the name is just short for Alexander. Either-way, every Sender you know of, or you heard of is uniquely creative in some way, shape or form. It's just their natural 'Sender' way of life. A 'Sender' is usually LOVED by all the girls, however disliked by jealous bastards who envy his creativeness and accomplishments. There is no in between of liking him or not. And at the end of the day, if you know a kid named Sender, you want to know him for the rest of your life, because for some reason we all know he'll do something extraordinary in his career. (You're also probably Jewish if you know a Sender.)

"Hey Jerry, did you hear what happened to that kid with the name 'Sender' the other day?" "Oh hey Joey, no I haven't heard what he did, but I'm sure it's probably some kick-ass awesome amazing world-changing idea."

by Phillip Wranglers June 9, 2014