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I never fuck it up 

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What you say before you fuck something up.
Bill: Yo, Ted that combo is lookin' tight and long
Ted: It's my BnB, I never fuck it up.
*Drops combo*
Ted: Shit....
I never fuck it up by imthatawesome September 21, 2012
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never • nevermind • never gonna give you up • nevermore • Neverlands • nevernude • Nevershoutnever! • never gonna • Never say Never • neverending story

elephant never forgets 

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Joke term used when someone remebers something very well that they would not be expected to.
MRX:"I'm now fucking your sister"

MRD: Didn't you say she was a frigid lesbian bitch once? Someone who you wouldn't ever sleep with unless you suddenly wanted to get an std?

MRG: I remember him saying that-how did you remember- i thought we were all drunk

MRD: An elephant never forgets.
elephant never forgets by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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HIT OR MISS I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH 

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"Hit or miss, i guess they never miss, huh? got a boyfriend? I bet he doesnt kiss ya! mywah."
"HIT OR MISS I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH , Got a boyfriend? I bet he doesnt kiss ya! Mywah!"
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Jizz now or Jizz never 

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A catch phrases refering to tell someone that you should let it all out now or you will never be able to jizz at that moment again.
Kymani: yo dawg, im watching a bunch or naked girls on vine and im like what the fuck.
Andy: jizz now or jizz never!
Jizz now or Jizz never by JNOJN December 2, 2013
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my bro's would never hit you up 

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yes they will!
ex bf: my bro's would never hit you up
me: sit and watch babe
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a bird never flew on one wing

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used primarily by potheads who feel that one joint is never enough.

variations include:
-a bird never flew on seven wings
-a bird never flew on fifty-two wings
Hey man, roll another, a bird never flew on one wing!
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