White Mustang

A term for the horse tranquilizer Ketamine.

The White Mustang threw me sideways last night.

by ginger ink July 31, 2012

Christmas Mustache

The act of growing a creeper-stache in order to scare children around Christmas time. (also works to frighten in-laws).

"Mommy Mommy...thats not Santa! He's SCARY!"
"Thats just some creeper with a Christmas Mustache, sweety..."

by sterile_babe111 December 4, 2013

asian mustache

When you jizz on a girl's face and it drips down so that it looks like the long white Asian mustaches in Kung Fu flicks.

I came on her face using a U shape pattern, resulting in an Asian Mustache.

by Deee Bag October 16, 2014

reverse mustache ride

The act of a man's clean shaven face being ridden by a woman with a hairy bush in order to receive cunnalingus.

A mustache ride being performed on a man without a mustache.

My upper lip is chafed after that reverse mustache ride last night.

by Dr. N. K. O'Flavormash May 25, 2014

Glitter mustache

What you get when you eat out a stripper. Or when a stripper sits on your face.

I woke up with a glitter mustache after a night at the strip club.

by Glittery May 29, 2015

frosty mustache

When a clear fluid is applied to your mustache through the act of licking female genitalia , then going into cold temperature till your mustache freezes

I just had great oral sex! It's
Too cold outside now, I have a frosty mustache

by Frostymustacheman May 8, 2016

Milk mustache

a residue of vaginal secretion remaining on the upper lip of the performer's lip after performing cunnilingus.

"Oh man, she enjoyed it so much that she gave me a milk mustache"

by milky-way October 5, 2016