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muddy ass 

When you are out of toilet paper, yet go about your business like usual after taking a shit.
"Dude, no one was home, so I stood there watching tv with a muddy ass." - Earl
muddy ass by Stumpimus Maximus September 23, 2013

muddy paw 

During sexual intercourse the male s***s in his hand and slaps a b**** across the face

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While f****** your mom last night I gave her the muddy paw I s*** in my hand and slapped her in the jaw.
muddy paw by Boomer5798 November 27, 2013

Muddy Tampon

the sexual act of defecating into a woman's vagina
Brodie sure gave me a solid muddy tampon last night
Muddy Tampon by Muddy Tampon September 10, 2014

muddy scudders 

In a dream i had.. I enter one of those classic cowboy saloons.Piano player on the right.Bar a few paces ahead.And to the left, the staircase to the whores.I go upstairs and start to get in a bed with a beautiful woman and she pulls her panties up to reveal a gravy like slop and proclaims,"I've got the Muddy Scudders". End of dream.---I've never heard it before in waking life.Had to post.
She's got the muddy scudders! Stay away from Gravy Stacey.
muddy scudders by T.$. November 30, 2016
Mandy is the type of friend that will be dedicated and will help you no matter what. She’s usually really pretty whitout bragging about it. Also, she’s very thoughtful and kind even to people who may be rude to her
mandy, did u mean a snacc?
mandy by wolveslight February 7, 2018

Muddy Pink Jammer 

Similar to an alaskan pipeline, this move is when you start with anal, get some shit on the top of your dick, and stick it into the woman’s vagina.
Guy 1: “Dude Taylor let me give her a Muddy Pink Jammer last night, it was amazing, except there was a lot of shit on my dick. like golly there was poopy everywhere!”
Guy 2: “who the fuck are you?”
Muddy Pink Jammer by Slappdat June 10, 2018