papwin's definitions

Muddy Buddy

The person you perform anal sex on while you take a dump.

-"Honey, I think it's time we take this relationship to the next level. Will you be my muddy buddy?"

by papwin May 4, 2013

Muddy Oyster

Deep anal penetration followed by a rapid pull out. Resulting in a shower of fecal spray all over her vagina.

"I shouldn't have eaten that muddy oyster."

by papwin May 4, 2013