Definitions by papwin

Muddy Buddy 

The person you perform anal sex on while you take a dump.

-"Honey, I think it's time we take this relationship to the next level. Will you be my muddy buddy?"

Muddy Buddy by papwin May 4, 2013

Muddy Oyster 

Deep anal penetration followed by a rapid pull out. Resulting in a shower of fecal spray all over her vagina.

"I shouldn't have eaten that muddy oyster."

Muddy Oyster by papwin May 4, 2013